When you happen to pass by an unguarded or unattended item of value in your daily routine and swipe it before anyone notices it. Usually sold afterward.
by Mega Millions March 30, 2010
by mega millions May 23, 2009
Kid: I need $3.99 for a pack of pokemon cards.
Mom: I thought I got you to quit.
Kid: That's what you said about Dad's smoking!
Mom: I thought I got you to quit.
Kid: That's what you said about Dad's smoking!
by mega millions March 14, 2007
A response to something that is impossible to do or acquire. Can be followed by a thorough explanation to add to the sarcasm. Does not have to do anything with the conversation.
guy 1: If eat a seven pound steak in seven minutes, then the meal will be free!
guy 2: Yeah, and if pokemon were real...
guy 2: Yeah, and if pokemon were real...
by Mega Millions August 10, 2010
by Mega Millions March 30, 2010
by mega millions March 23, 2007
Anyone who is part of a gang and goes to school, but never puts in work or hits up anyone. Uses the fact that he's in a gang to intimidate others, but inside, he's a little pussy.
Guy 1: What the fuck you lookin at?
Guy 2: Man what foo, you think you harder than me?
Guy 1: You won't do shit. You just a weekend gangsta!
Guy 2: Man what foo, you think you harder than me?
Guy 1: You won't do shit. You just a weekend gangsta!
by Mega Millions November 20, 2010