Me 's definitions

riston

upto and including the wrist.

He put even his riston.

by me July 30, 2003

jipweed

means: Matt (see Matt)

Applies to any especially irritating fuckwit.

Matt you're a jipweed (recursive definition)

by me May 31, 2004

Unnecessary Man

A modern version of a pre-19th century expression: "Sir, you have come over all unnecessary!"

The above phrase meant that a male was either becoming flirtatious, or causing a female to become very attracted to them.

An 'Unnecessary Man' is a male who can be associated with this era by looking dashing or wearing an appropriate costume, causing women to be attracted to them. It is usually applied to characters in books or films, and the look is often twinned with a bad or aggressive attitude.

"I went to a Victorian fancy dress party last weekend - the place was full of Unnecessary Men!"

"I saw Harry Potter again. That Snape is definately an Unnecessary Man."

by ME January 7, 2008

Loatim

A short letter but long note in the form of a one-sided instant message.

"Here, I wrote you a loatim, enjoy!"

"Wow, your loatim was really moving."

"Ha Ha! I always get the last word in my loatims!"

by Me September 22, 2003

PTT

PTT is phrase also known as "Push To Talk". This is generally used two way radios.

Hey, PTT me.

by me May 24, 2004

Short Timers

When a person gets promoted and has to stay in their current position for a week or two.

Mike's got Short Timers man! He took vacation for the last 4 days in his current position!

by me February 24, 2006

brown 14

Slang for a "mexican" pedaphile who likes younger girls and when turning 18, was going out with a 14 year old, and also, a 15 year old girl named "Bob" when 19.

See pedaphile, illegal, rico, or mike a..

by me July 10, 2003