Definitions by Me

Hot Topic

The fuckin gayest store ive ever seen omg people that shop their need help!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hot Topic by me October 1, 2003

urbandictionaryite

someone who frequently visits (practically living at) Urban Dictionary.

urbandictionaryite by me September 30, 2003

Jackass 

1. A donkey
2. My boss (or your boss)

My boss sucks and yours probably does too.

Jackass by Me September 29, 2003

Usa Weekend Magazine 

A piece of shit, sweatshop place to work. Disgruntled employees, a place where winos, dikes and obnoxious managers rule!

Usa Weekend is the worst magazine I have ever read, can you even call that piece of shit paper a magazine? HAHA

Usa Weekend Magazine by Me September 29, 2003

Xenomorph

n. Space alien
xeno = foreign/alien, morph = entity/change - coined from "Aliens" by James Cameron

The astronauts encountered a xenomorph walking around.

Xenomorph by Me September 29, 2003

Survivor 

(n.) TV reality show that first aired in the summer of 2000. Has gay contestants/winners such as Richard Hatch. Obviously this show isn't getting as much attention anymore now that it's on its 5th or 6th season. Only rich golf playing fur coat wearing losers care about it now.

Survivor used to be good, now it sucks.

Survivor by Me September 28, 2003

slurpy machine 

It's a tool of the devil.

I pissed in the slurpy machine.

slurpy machine by me September 27, 2003