Dying whale

Noun: An occurrence when a rather slow and bulky person tries to dive but rather falls heavily on the ground.

Dude, that Asif definitely pulled a dying whale.

by Me December 25, 2003

testicle

a quest

Robin is still looking for his testicle

by me October 14, 2003

grumpapotamus

A very grumpy person. Usually signifies chronic grumpiness.

Stop being such a grumpapotamus.

by Me January 03, 2005

idgit

The incorrect way of spelling ijit, as popularized on this website by kayla and kasey.

Kayla and Kasey: you're an idgit!
Me:Don't you mean ijit.
Kayla and Kasey: Aaaaargh!

by Me March 17, 2005

cauld

(scottish slang) Cold

Aye, it's awfy cauld up here in Scoatland.

by Me December 31, 2004

stupid

1. Slow of mind

2. Unintelligent

3. Homer Simpson

If you looked up stupid in the dictionary there would be a picture of me.

by me December 14, 2004

story of the year

one of my favorite bands ever, i think its pretty funny how they mention death in a large majority of their songs, lol

they play my favorite song of all time "In The Shadows"

by me August 20, 2004