Maya's definitions

barbie

A plastic blonde doll; victim of decapitation; supermodel body; a symbol of bimboism

Barbie: Hi-eeee
Barbie: How are you today?
Barbie: Oh, you mean me? (giggles)
Audience: (rolls eyes)

by Maya December 13, 2003

Saddam Hussien

Saadam hussien

fucking ass who says such thing about Saddam hussien

by maya January 14, 2004

a marr

anything purporting to Andrew Marr; incredibly hard working political editor for BBC who works tirelessly for the British public.

"I'm having a marr of a day" (ie an incredibly long hard day)

"I've just had about a Marr ful of this"

"You're Marrvelous"

by Maya December 8, 2003

toe buggering

a game where children/adults shove their big toe up the other persons ass for sexual stimulation/fun.

chick1:how was the party last night?
chick2:awesome! there was definetly some great toe buggering!

by Maya April 19, 2003

sanek

hott ass mofo with a big dick

dammnnnn look at that sanek

by maya March 7, 2004

Fuzz

To be precise..Leiutenant Fuzz..the coolest asian camp counsler that plays *manly* volley ball and has only 3 pairs of bathingsuits from old navy. He is cool. Period. i mean what is there more to say? Period...hes a cool asian...all asians are cool..**HIS NAME ORIGNINATED FROM HIS HAIR! on his HEAD! it was short cut...and now...sadly..it has become a bush

Maya: Fuzz!
Lt. Fuzz: just played some maaaaaajor volleyball
Maya: chaa fuzz...hows ur hair man?
Lt.Fuzz:sadly...it is fuzz no more...it is now...more like.. a bush

by Maya March 21, 2005

Road

May contain lots of flashing lights that confuzzle people

"watch out for that brick"

by Maya June 19, 2003