Max Biggins's definitions

Vladimir Putin

God-Emperor Putin to the likes of you.

Peter Drury: Now here's Vladimir Putin, the God-Emperor himself. He shoots... and he scores! How did he score from outside the stadium?
Gary Neville: There's never been a better player, even though he's never played football and is usually far too busy leading our civilisation towards an uncertain fate.

by Max Biggins October 9, 2020

manterrupting

Another clumsy and childish portmanteau word invented by feminists who are too lazy to actually change society for the better in any meaningful way.

Feminist: Excuse me, but I don't like people manterrupting me.
Human: I 'm sorry, but I thought you were just doing an impression of an electrocuted cat.

by Max Biggins September 30, 2016

Women's Studies

Largely a load of superficial misandrist nonsense, dealing out platitudinous drivel about the obvious and obviously false. Taken seriously at Berkeley, but dismissed at decent universities.

'Hey dad, i'm thinking about taking women's studies at university next year.'

'What happened to philosophy, politics and economics, son?'

'Yeah right!...who wants to know about dead white men?!'

'i'll see you at the drive-thru.'

by Max Biggins August 3, 2012

Hipster

The American and more widespread strain of what was once known as the 'Shoreditch/Hoxton Twat', The 'London Wanker', the Scenester, the Trendy, The Trustafarian, The Urban Hippy, The Dickhead.

Immortalised by the comedy series 'Nathan Barley' and satirical song 'Being A Dickhead's Cool'.

They suffer the Dunning-Kruger effect as they think they're enlightened because they only socialise with sycophantic idiots with exactly the same 'centre-left' opinions on everything, braying and spluttering, and who work in the same industries (if they have ever worked) but are are too stupid to realise how unenlightened and unlettered they are.

Hipster: Yah my favourite book is , like Catcher in the Rye? It really sopeaks to my soul about how everyone is such a phoney.
Adult; What a fucking hipster.

by Max Biggins October 9, 2020

Ticklish Slut

A good-looking young woman, usually blonde with large breasts, who pretends she doesn't want to be tickled, but makes sure her breasts wobble invitingly and her gusset ripens when she is.

'I say Barnabus, your niece Lucy seems unusually reluctant to let me ruffle the duster around her decolletage and gusset this afternoon.'

'Mock-protests of a ticklish slut, archdeacon Merryweather. Persist and you will be rewarded by squeals of joy, although you may try using the octopus from my study. Won't you have a sherry before your next attempt?'

by Max Biggins August 3, 2012

Harlem Shake

Something else on the internet which gets trended on Twitter by 100 million chronic imbeciles and which I purposely avoid out of a seething contempt.

The wretched and unlettered; Ahh, there's a new viral/meme/craze on the internet. They're calling it the Harlem Shake.

The enlightened: I'm too busy reading Aeschylus, you gimp.

by Max Biggins July 27, 2013

EMO CUNTS

The slang used by those older people who have actually lived, since become inebriated, and have located some surly, pretentious and unfathomably stupid bourgeois sprogs on the way home.

Emo 1; i have to live without seeing Pashmina for a fortnight. i may very well kill myself'.
Emo 2: my heart breaks for you my epicene friend.
twenty-something drunk who has to work in the morning; shut the fuck up you snivelling Emo cunts!!

by Max Biggins January 30, 2007