Max Biggins's definitions

Women's Studies

Largely a load of superficial misandrist nonsense, dealing out platitudinous drivel about the obvious and obviously false. Taken seriously at Berkeley, but dismissed at decent universities.

'Hey dad, i'm thinking about taking women's studies at university next year.'

'What happened to philosophy, politics and economics, son?'

'Yeah right!...who wants to know about dead white men?!'

'i'll see you at the drive-thru.'

by Max Biggins August 3, 2012

Cunt

The after-dinner refreshment in a gentleman's club or society gathering.

'Geoffrey, I hear the Royal Society held a capital soiree, with the most exquisite selection of cunt. Not too pungent, or sloppy.'

'Indeed, Cavendish. The blonde niece of Barnabus was a particularly delectable morsel; tidy, clipped and with a dash of salty haddock. Father Roland almost wept.'

by Max Biggins August 3, 2012

Harlem Shake

Something else on the internet which gets trended on Twitter by 100 million chronic imbeciles and which I purposely avoid out of a seething contempt.

The wretched and unlettered; Ahh, there's a new viral/meme/craze on the internet. They're calling it the Harlem Shake.

The enlightened: I'm too busy reading Aeschylus, you gimp.

by Max Biggins July 27, 2013

Dense Breast

The unfortunate condition of the female breast prior to mastectomy.

Human 1: I have a dense breast
Human 2: you may want a mastectomy

by Max Biggins September 30, 2016

EMO CUNTS

The slang used by those older people who have actually lived, since become inebriated, and have located some surly, pretentious and unfathomably stupid bourgeois sprogs on the way home.

Emo 1; i have to live without seeing Pashmina for a fortnight. i may very well kill myself'.
Emo 2: my heart breaks for you my epicene friend.
twenty-something drunk who has to work in the morning; shut the fuck up you snivelling Emo cunts!!

by Max Biggins January 30, 2007

emo hunk

a large man (effectively), who adopts the stylings of an emo or nerd (i.e. black rimmed glasses, stripy sweater, sensitive hair).

wan teenage girls with short red hair and shawls will see his gimlet eyes, strong shoulders and thick arms, but sense a betrayal of the small, scared child inside. not only has this man got a physique to protect her from the world, but also the heart of a poet.

aahh. Heath Ledger. that big bloke in neighbours. both emo hunks.

by Max Biggins May 1, 2006

hipster emo

effectively a scene kid from the mid noughties

Dave; So what is it?
Dr Parenthesis: I think it's likely to be a hybrid creature - a chimaera - part hipster, part emo - a scenester in all but name.. a hipster emo
Dave: How about hipstemo?
Dr Parenthesis: No, too close to epistemology.

by Max Biggins September 30, 2016