Max Biggins's definitions

Ticklish Slut

A good-looking young woman, usually blonde with large breasts, who pretends she doesn't want to be tickled, but makes sure her breasts wobble invitingly and her gusset ripens when she is.

'I say Barnabus, your niece Lucy seems unusually reluctant to let me ruffle the duster around her decolletage and gusset this afternoon.'

'Mock-protests of a ticklish slut, archdeacon Merryweather. Persist and you will be rewarded by squeals of joy, although you may try using the octopus from my study. Won't you have a sherry before your next attempt?'

by Max Biggins August 3, 2012

manterrupting

Another clumsy and childish portmanteau word invented by feminists who are too lazy to actually change society for the better in any meaningful way.

Feminist: Excuse me, but I don't like people manterrupting me.
Human: I 'm sorry, but I thought you were just doing an impression of an electrocuted cat.

by Max Biggins September 30, 2016

Cunt

The after-dinner refreshment in a gentleman's club or society gathering.

'Geoffrey, I hear the Royal Society held a capital soiree, with the most exquisite selection of cunt. Not too pungent, or sloppy.'

'Indeed, Cavendish. The blonde niece of Barnabus was a particularly delectable morsel; tidy, clipped and with a dash of salty haddock. Father Roland almost wept.'

by Max Biggins August 3, 2012

pukka

Pukka. it means the real mcCoy, genuine, echt, the real deal, bona fide, original.

'that thing about pukka being chinese slang for bitches was a load of shite'

by Max Biggins May 1, 2006

Harlem Shake

Something else on the internet which gets trended on Twitter by 100 million chronic imbeciles and which I purposely avoid out of a seething contempt.

The wretched and unlettered; Ahh, there's a new viral/meme/craze on the internet. They're calling it the Harlem Shake.

The enlightened: I'm too busy reading Aeschylus, you gimp.

by Max Biggins July 27, 2013

Dense Breast

The unfortunate condition of the female breast prior to mastectomy.

Human 1: I have a dense breast
Human 2: you may want a mastectomy

by Max Biggins September 30, 2016

billingsgate sasquatch

euph; anything that is large, greasy, covered in hair and reeks of fish.

when little miss muffet showed me her tuffet, i didn't expect it to be the billingsgate sasquatch.

by Max Biggins May 3, 2006