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nightcap

An act of a sexual nature usually performed after a steller date, involving the male punching the female in the face and proceding to deficate in her face just as she regains consciousness.
i gave her the wettest nightcap ever!
by Max February 22, 2005
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shakeif

tucking your cock and balls between your legs
At the party I gots real high and pulled a shakeif .I ran all around the living room screaming "SHAAAAKEIF!!! SAAAAAKEIF!!!!" It was killer
by Max April 10, 2003
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loose

When you are not quite sober and not quite drunk. Your game is at its best at this point.
I had two beers last night and was really loose.
by Max January 9, 2005
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Armpit

The hollow beneath the arm. The underarm.
Everytime Megan raised her hand in class in her sleeveless dress, the kid behind her tickled her armpit.
by Max March 16, 2004
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saab

Acronym for "Svenska Aeroplan Aktie Bolaget", meaning Swedish Airplane Company.

Saab is an aerospace manufacturer based in Sweden, who in post-war year of 1947 decided to start marketing a car called the "92" which used an engine derived from DKW (part of the old Auto Union in Germany). Saab went on to produce the 93, the 95, the Sonnet II and Sonnet III, the 96, 99, 900, 9000, 9-3, 9-5 and the new 9-2x. The automotive branch of Saab is no longer associated with the old parent aerospace manufacturer. 50% of Saab was purchased by GM in 1989, and the remaining 50% in 1999.

In 1986, when the Saab 9000 was introduced into the United States, it was the fastest (top speed) sedan sold in the US.

Saab did NOT invent the turbocharger, nor make the world's first turbocharged vehicle. However, the Saab 99 turbo was responsible for bringing turbocharged automobiles to the masses, and is considered the world's first WIDELY PRODUCED turbocharged car.
My family has a 1995 Saab 9000 Aero and a 1997 Saab 900s.
by Max July 30, 2004
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faction

A group sharing similar views, usually against other groups. Factions can be sports related, political, or social.
The FARC is a faction fighting the Colombian government due to political differences.
by Max November 9, 2003
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Chisla

To be one that has done something of extreme stupidity
You spilt my baileys you fucking CHISLA
by Max February 9, 2004
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