Max's definitions

brang

to put a small puffy dog in his carrying case, zip it up, and swing him around as if he were in a mini airplane

1)come here doggie im gonna brang you!!!
2)dude stop branging my dog, its making him sick

by max March 12, 2005

lionheart

A legendary Gamefaqs troll, comparable only to Legendary Latino Heat and Otis. Also known as Darien Wilde and Eddy Lionheart, he shook the very core of gamefaqs with his flamboyant trolling style, and even caused several fads with dancing, aka the most annoying fad in history. Other forums also got upset with him, and soon he received a KOS, but returned to the site sometime later, forming team lionheart, one of the most radical and influential trolling organizations ever.

lionheart is the best troll ever!

by Max December 10, 2003

Guilderland High School

; ass-gay school, located in Guilderland as most american schools are

htttp:/.guilderlandschools.org

Bullying is not Okay!

by max November 5, 2004

Dick Cheney

she changed her name from evil cunt vein to Penis Lock, and later to dick cheney, and since then has this walking evidence of parasite power been screwing with you americans, and it's hard to watch your whole country just fade away because of this Dick.

if anything says anything evil, dicks' spirit has been involved.

by Max March 10, 2005

santorum

1. That frothy mixture of lube and fecal matter that is sometimes the by-product of anal sex.

2. Senator Rick Santorum (R-PA)

As his happy cries subsided, the sweet sticky santorum began dribbling from his distended asshole like melted mocha frappuccino. He told me that he loved me. It was only then that I realized the man I'd sodomized in a Pittsburgh bathouse was noe other than Senator Rick Santorum (R-PA). I felt dirty.

by max December 12, 2004

pidgeon hat

An item, typically an article of clothing, that a person wears for the sole purpose of drawing attention to themselves.

The three watches that John wears was cool for the first couple of days, but now it's become a total pidgeon hat.

by Max January 7, 2004

tarzan

A white person who acts black (ie, acts like he was raised by apes.) Similar to wigger.

that kid is such a fucking tarzan bitch

by max December 1, 2004