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meaning of life

Apparently the only question left that can not be answered by any scientist and/or believer.
me: "Hey god, I have but one question for you, a question so universal and simple that every soul on earth would want to ask it to you: WHAT IS THE MEANING OF LIFE?"
god: "How should I know?"
by max February 8, 2004
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The Shat

Affectionate yet somewhat insulting nickname for William Shatner, star of anything he gets paid for.
Hey man, did you hear? The Shat just released a new album. He makes fun of himself and still gets rave reviews!
by max July 28, 2005
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Rosemary harris

Most kind person i know. she is my best friend. i would do anything for her. She is beautiful, smart, graceful, and a romantic. i love her
by Max December 21, 2004
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Nataleigh

Nataleigh-- this freshman that is fucking my freshman buddy, Steven.
Nataleigh fucked Steven last night, and I'm really jealous.
by Max March 3, 2005
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DXI

Death Xceleration Intoxication
he died of death Xceleration intoxication
by Max November 10, 2003
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tjp

Short for 'Tiny Jewish Penis'
developed from the idea that i am jewish and thus that is why my penis is small.
"Dude, you should hit it."
"i dont know man, i only got my tjp."
by Max July 13, 2006
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fuckshovel

Being as stupid as a shovel.

Also to be so stupid that you would actually consider making sweet love to a garden utensil.
In reference to a misspelling
"
O iR U: you spelled destroy wrong you fuckshovel"
by Max October 16, 2004
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