Max's definitions

pulse of the magits

best song ever by slip knot except for wait and bleed dat jawn was also bangin as shyt 2

im lsitening 2 pulse of the magits by slip knot

by max December 9, 2004

anal

Mmm, it's sooo good. You really should try it.

Guy 1: Man I just did anal with my girlfreind
Guy 2: Sweet.

by Max June 17, 2006

damn

a word used by angry americans

damn you,
god damnit

by max September 27, 2004

represent

Something said by dumbass yuppie posers in order to get thier ass kicked.

Marlow: Represent, yo!
*THWACK*

by Max May 11, 2004

Toliaphonaphobia

Fear of dropping your phone in the loilet.

DUDE!!! i can go pee while talking on the phone because of my toliaphonaphobia.

by Max August 29, 2006

picaco

"Pee-Cock-oo"

Unusually small Mexican genitalia, specifically the penis.

Christy told her friend Rachel that she had fun on her date with Rich Diaz, but that she wouldn't be seeing him again because of his picaco.

by Max March 31, 2003

glowjob

A glow in the dark condom

Hey baby lemme close the blinds and strap on a glow job.

by max March 4, 2004