Max's definitions

Straight

1. no thank you
2. heterosexual

1."Yo dawg, I'm straight
2. "Is he straight?"

by Max August 3, 2003

prick ass ho bitch

Krystopher DeSimone. he truly is a prick ass ho bitch. basically a white boy kracka posin as a brotha of colla.

Krystopher DeSimone.

by max March 7, 2005

Chuck Norris

A homosexual faggot whom enjoys the physical pleasures of the wild platypus!

Chuck Norris stop fuckin' that platypus!

by Max February 25, 2005

rizzo

Used in conjunction with the izzo language as a stand in for the word real.

For rizzo.... or, perhaps in the phrase: On the rizzo, yo.

by Max September 27, 2003

futso

n. a putz and a fasto, a fat putz, especially useful expression when negotiating heavy traffic and a large concentration of bad drivers

That guy cut you off! What a futso.

by Max April 22, 2005

santorum

1. That frothy mixture of lube and fecal matter that is sometimes the by-product of anal sex.

2. Senator Rick Santorum (R-PA)

As his happy cries subsided, the sweet sticky santorum began dribbling from his distended asshole like melted mocha frappuccino. He told me that he loved me. It was only then that I realized the man I'd sodomized in a Pittsburgh bathouse was noe other than Senator Rick Santorum (R-PA). I felt dirty.

by max December 12, 2004

kurombo

Japanese for nigger. A really rude word.

all the kurombos are eating fried chicken

by max December 20, 2004