Max's definitions

brass balls

Bits of a brass monkey. Often found lying around on the coldest day of the year.

Jesus, Mary and Joseph! That'd freeze the balls off a brass monkey.

by max August 9, 2004

fuckmuncher

A stupid dumb ass who likes to lick peopls asses until they get warts on there toungue.

A guy licked my ass until he got warts on his toungue.

by Max May 29, 2003

maxism

the greatest and most overpowering religion. worchip by many known by little. ppl of this religion worship the almighty max creator of all ruler of many. highest life form there is. even though hes short and drinks....cough syrup..oh yeah!!

worship the all overpowering max!!!

by max April 15, 2005

Chemical Brothers

Artist who blend industrial metal and techno together.

The Chemical Brothers are some of the greatest artists ever!

by Max September 15, 2003

chocolate pancake

A man takes a large shit on a woman's chest and hits it firmly with a canoe paddle (or any other near by object). Optional: Syrup can be added to the pancake by pissing all over the now flattend shit.

This activity is best done in someone else's bedroom.

Dude, I executed the best chocolate pancake the other night! And since I'd be drinkin, there was plenty of syrup to go around!

by Max August 19, 2004

wardrobe malfunction

The 'accidental' revelation of cleavage on national television. for you dumbasses out there, "When dat bitch showed dem tittays on da tv yo"

Thats what you get when you let MTV run the halftime show. greedy corporate bastards.

by Max May 11, 2004

Seraph

A melancholy Angelic Being known for massive slaughter and amusement. Wields a legendary Zweihander named 'The Hand of Lord Aaron'. Excellent lover.

Seraph is t3|-| |_33Yz()12!!1111!

by Max August 12, 2003