by Mattyboyee May 28, 2003
I had her in bed and we were about to get our freak on, but I had brewers droop and had to fashion a strapon with a cucumber and duct tape.
by Mattyboyee May 28, 2003
See chocolate starfish: Term used to describe the shit eye, brown eye, bunghole, ass hole, etc. Resembles a spider when the tissue is crinkled as seen on a woman and barks when she farts.
by Mattyboyee May 28, 2003
The dark brown delight launched from one's corn eye during a diarrhea explosion. Mad squirts that turn the formerly clear toilet water brown. In New England if you have the shits it's known as the Boston Tea Party. Loo Lipton or Bowl Tea can often be spotted in public restrooms such as Gas Stations, Truck Stops, Waffle Houses, IHOPs and Denny's. Unflushed Toilet Tetly and the tea bags Ass Paper TP, etc. make for an uninviting bowl. Undoubtedly caused by crappy food from an even crappier restaurant by a real douche that doesn't know how to flush.
I went to use the shitter, but somebody left some Loo Lipton, an always wonderful surprise. Assholes need to learn how to flush.
by Mattyboyee October 14, 2008
1. Ass Blow Up - A rumbling prelude to a Boston Tea Party in the toilet felt in the lower intestinal region.
2. Ass Blew Up - The past tense of a poopy time explosion such as seen with explosive bull ass syndrome.
3. Ass Blowing Up - The physical act of blowing a watery diarrhea blast out of your ass.
2. Ass Blew Up - The past tense of a poopy time explosion such as seen with explosive bull ass syndrome.
3. Ass Blowing Up - The physical act of blowing a watery diarrhea blast out of your ass.
I had Hungry Howies for dinner last night and it gave me a bad case of ABU. It's more like Hungry Blowies. A real dis-ASSter.
by Mattyboyee June 07, 2007
Drinking game stunt when after everyone is naked typically from strip poker or strip quarters.
Step one: Remove cap from a cold long neck beer..
Step two: Apply thumb to opening of bottle and shake vigorously.
Step three: In one fail swoop insert thumb covered end of volatile tastey beverage into participants vagina...
Step four: When the baby chute is full of the golden nectar shove face between legs of female making sure to guzzle the beer from the cooch.
Optional: Hold your breath for a bigger buzz as you thrash the girls clit for being a good sport. If you can make her cum before you pass out you're a FUCKING GOD amongst muffin mackers...
Remember to drink responsibly, makes sure you don't spill a drop of beer (alcohol abuse) or penalties will ensue...
CHEERS!
Step one: Remove cap from a cold long neck beer..
Step two: Apply thumb to opening of bottle and shake vigorously.
Step three: In one fail swoop insert thumb covered end of volatile tastey beverage into participants vagina...
Step four: When the baby chute is full of the golden nectar shove face between legs of female making sure to guzzle the beer from the cooch.
Optional: Hold your breath for a bigger buzz as you thrash the girls clit for being a good sport. If you can make her cum before you pass out you're a FUCKING GOD amongst muffin mackers...
Remember to drink responsibly, makes sure you don't spill a drop of beer (alcohol abuse) or penalties will ensue...
CHEERS!
We got trashed last night! when the body shots got boring, me and the bros had baby chute beer bongs from these gracious chicks. Good times!
by mattyboyee November 07, 2008
A true african goddess, a hottie, bang material. Has a nice voice, but is certainly overrated. A real Wiva... wanna be diva
Ashanti may have side burns, but she's still hot and looks better than anything you've ever gotten for free or paid for.
by Mattyboyee May 28, 2003