Mattyboyee's definitions

cunt bullet

The cotton drain plug used to block the red tides from washing up onto the cunnilingual shores of the clitoral and labial beaches. The little white bullet that goes into the barrel of the baby cannon. The licker's quicker picker upper. Stops the aquisition of redwings; a term coined for the plasma mustache begotten from chowing the putang of a girl on the rag. Riding the cotton pony.

Did you see that chick's g-string? Yeah that's not the only string I saw. She must be wearing a cunt bullet. Rip tide fellas!!

by Mattyboyee February 14, 2006

crab salad

Chowing the pootang of a dirty slut with crabs. Lice in the snatch. Crotch critter cafe. Eating at Smells diner. Varment in the cock compartment.

The unsuspecting cunilinguist tossed the whore's crab salad and thought the pests in his teeth was crushed pepper from dinner.

by Mattyboyee May 28, 2003

clam shack

Slang term for brothel. word brothel word whorehouse

Hey let's go to Costa Rica and hit the clam shacks. Buy lots of rubbers. Don't drink the water or eat the crab salad.

by Mattyboyee May 28, 2003

Rackenstein

A girl with a gifted set of mammarical specimens. A chick with titanic tits, Giant Jugs, Mammoth Milkies, Bodacious Breastasies, Humongous Hooters, Colossal Colostrum Shooters, Gargantuan gazongas, Massive Melons, Fantastic Funbags, etc.

Check out Rackenstein... yeah should could put an eye out with those...

by Mattyboyee September 3, 2005

brewers droop

State of male flacidity or temporary impotence due to the mass consumption of alcohol.

I had her in bed and we were about to get our freak on, but I had brewers droop and had to fashion a strapon with a cucumber and duct tape.

by Mattyboyee May 28, 2003

ashanti

A true african goddess, a hottie, bang material. Has a nice voice, but is certainly overrated. A real Wiva... wanna be diva

Ashanti may have side burns, but she's still hot and looks better than anything you've ever gotten for free or paid for.

by Mattyboyee May 28, 2003

forties and blunt

African American party favors consisting of 40 ounce Olde English beer bottles typically wrapped in a brown paper bag and a giant trumpet like marijuana cigar for only the best of trippy highs.

Yo dawg, it's all good! I gots my forties and blunt cruisin down da screet in my impala sippin' forties, smokin' blunts clockin' slizuts and tappin' kizunts.

by Mattyboyee June 3, 2003