Mattjod's definitions

F

A light-hearted way of virtually paying respect online to someone's misfortune, originating from the meme "Press F to pay respects." Often misused.

"my grandmother just died... she was the best person i ever knew, and i really miss her..."

"F"

by Mattjod July 29, 2021

Cat Seagull

An animal from the hit game Super Mario 3D World + Bowser's Fury, as well as the best thing Nintendo ever created. A seagull with cat ears.

Did you see those adorable cat seagulls in Bowser's Fury?

by Mattjod March 13, 2021

Girls who eat carrots

A female who consumes carrots.

Do you know any girls who eat carrots?

Most girls do.

by Mattjod July 29, 2021

Stegosaurus

A slang term for sexual intercourse, involving eating vegetables.

I'm gonna stegosaurus you all night long tonight baby~

by Mattjod July 29, 2021

bird

Acronym for "Bipedal Intelligence and Reconnaissance Drone." Generally a machine with wings, feathers, and a beak.

A bird almost spotted me commiting a federal crime.

by Mattjod May 29, 2022

Morbius 2

The upcoming sequel to the 2022 hit movie, Morbius.

Are you seeing Morbius 2?

by Mattjod June 8, 2022

Boof

A portmanteau of the words "buff" and "oof." Mainly used as a nickname for the buff Roblox noob.

Look at that person's avatar, dressed like a Boof!

by Mattjod July 29, 2021