36 definitions by Mattjod

bird

Acronym for "Bipedal Intelligence and Reconnaissance Drone." Generally a machine with wings, feathers, and a beak.

A bird almost spotted me commiting a federal crime.

by Mattjod May 30, 2022

PC 2

The sequel to the PC. A parody of next generation consoles.

Hey, are you getting the PS5?

Nah, I'm waiting for Elon Musk to announce the PC 2.

by Mattjod July 30, 2021

Cat Seagull

An animal from the hit game Super Mario 3D World + Bowser's Fury, as well as the best thing Nintendo ever created. A seagull with cat ears.

Did you see those adorable cat seagulls in Bowser's Fury?

by Mattjod March 14, 2021

Goomba

A slang term for a weak underling or minion, originating from the Super Mario enemy of the same name.

Go send a couple goombas to take care of it.

by Mattjod July 30, 2021

SFW Porn

Porn that isn't properly marked as NSFW.

Someone posted SFW porn on Discord!

by Mattjod July 30, 2021

Badmin

A portmanteau of the words "bad" and "admin," used to describe a low quality online moderator or administrator which may either be lazy, abuse their powers, or be a poorly programmed AI.

Hey, why did you leave the Discord server?
A badmin banned me for saying the word "gay."

by Mattjod July 30, 2021

Microcomputer

A term used in the 1970s to refer to a computer which was much smaller compared to mainframes at the time, being small enough to fit on a desk. Rendered obsolete by modern computers, which can be far smaller.

The invention of the microprocessor allowed for microcomputers, which were much smaller than computers at the time.

by Mattjod July 30, 2021