demablogger

A portmanteau of demagogue and blogger, it is a person who uses a blog as a soapbox from which to preach to the unwashed masses and the rest of the world.

Compare to pedablogger, who uses their blog to educate rather than to orate.
Pete with his 'rant of the day' is one of the most entertaining demabloggers I know.
by MatthiasFW July 07, 2007
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correctify

A portmanteau of correct and rectify.

To correctify something means to obsessively nitpick over details which in the pointy-headed purist's mind are so torturously annoying that he can't help but speak up about it. The significance of such details, however, is pure truthiness.

A behavior commonly associated with period nazis in the SCA and other medieval-recreation societies and LARPs.
Madus as they are used in the Amtgard LARP are hardly recognizable as "actual" madus, yet you'll often see players correctifying each other about what "real" madus should look like.
by MatthiasFW April 22, 2008
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skippy list

A list of things you're not allowed to do. Popularized by a website made by a military personnel listing all the things he was no longer allowed to do in the military.
The first rule on Fight Club's skippy list is "you're not allowed to talk about Fight Club".
by MatthiasFW January 09, 2008
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exercisous

Enabling or promoting exercise, effective at making you more fit.
I used to walk every morning, but I switched to bicycling because it's more exercisous.
by matthiasfw October 29, 2007
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middlicious

(adj.) Combination of the words "middle" and "delicious": food which is neither extraordinarily tasty nor truly awful, but simply common, average, or adequate-quality cuisine. Often filling and good enough to eat if you're hungry, but you'd pass it up for *real* food.
Most store-bought pizza isn't superb, just middlicious. Believe me, I've had worse delivered.
by MatthiasFW April 28, 2009
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handboobs

The seductive pose assumed by a woman who would otherwise be topless except for covering her breasts with her hands. Often used as a 'substitute' for swimwear or lingerie or in photos of topless models without too great a risk of being censored.

Can also be applied to men with manboobs who assume the same position.
Adult magazine covers with handboobs are a real tease.
by MatthiasFW April 11, 2007
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Fifth World

The internet. So called because it is the 'electronic frontier' not quite under the jurisdiction of any one government, where everyone browses at their own risk and antivirus software is a must.
There are no rules in the Fifth World, netizen.
by MatthiasFW July 07, 2007
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