desktop graffiti

The annoying tendency of Windows applications to clutter up your desktop, quicklaunch bar, and start menu with multiple shortcuts to their software without bothering to ask permission first, as if you're only too happy to be burdened the convenience of having to click on your mouse one or two fewer times to run the software. Also applies to shortcuts to third-party programs bundled with the installed software, usually unasked-for and often unwanted.
Adobe just auto-updated itself the other day, and boom! more desktop graffiti to delete.
by MatthiasFW February 11, 2008
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extended loan

A method of semi-permanently giving something away to someone while reserving your right to ask for it back later if you change your mind.
I gave my first mp3 player to Jim on extended loan, but since my new mp3 player got stolen, I was able to ask for the old one back.
by MatthiasFW August 05, 2007
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exercisous

Enabling or promoting exercise, effective at making you more fit.
I used to walk every morning, but I switched to bicycling because it's more exercisous.
by matthiasfw October 13, 2007
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Emo grunt

The voiced, gutteral grunt made by someone (typically a preteen child) used to express indignation, or frustration.
Whenever Christie's 11-year-old daughter doesn't get her way, she immediately emo grunts and stomps her foot, as though that's gonna change Christie's decision one bit. Well, sometimes it does.
by MatthiasFW October 06, 2008
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snip and tuck

The set of sex change operations changing someone from male to female below the waist. The opposite of an addadicktomy.
After Sam got her snip and tuck, she was much more settled and amiable.
by MatthiasFW June 26, 2007
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punctuicon

From "punctuation emoticon": A smiley used in addition to or instead of traditional punctuation, intended to introduce extra meaning on top of the literal meaning of the sentence in a nonverbal manner.
I told Mike online that he should go DIAF, but I ended my IM with a smiley punctuicon so he wouldn't think I was really that mad at him:

"Go DIAF Mike:)"
by MatthiasFW May 18, 2007
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bikini flail

(usually plural, ie bikini flails)

The chest of a very well-endowed and skimpily dressed woman, who looks like she could slap you unconscious with them.
I asked Maureen for a closer look at her rack, but she knocked me out with her bikini flails.
by MatthiasFW September 29, 2006
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