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terminal 5

When something fails in an epic way. See Heathrow Airport.
"Come on baggage carousel, don't terminal 5 on me"
by Matthew1471 April 14, 2008
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dateability

The degree of "the quality of being dateable" that one possesses.

How attractive that person is to their desired sex.

i.e. How likely a third party would want to date that person.
<Matthew> Sure she's hot, but her high dateability is questionable when you start to know of her outlandish obsessions.

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<CharlesLivingston> Listing "computing" as your main interests on Facebook negatively affects your dateability!
by Matthew1471 March 16, 2008
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Collymore

Collymore: to arrogantly and aggressively drown out the opposing view in an argument by droning on and ruddy on in a brummie accent.

Taken from "Charlie Brookers Screenwipe" Season 3 Episode 3 about "Stan Collymore" on "The Verdict" TV show.
If he proposes it i'll Collymore that!
by Matthew1471 January 16, 2008
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SoCS

School of Computer Science, typically used to refer to the University of Birmingham's School of Computer Science but may refer to that of Manchester's, Bristol's or St.Andrew's.
Chrifofer says: Where is the Hou Man?
Matthew1471! says: At SoCS I do believe..
by Matthew1471 January 13, 2008
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float

Verb: To use floAT's Mobile Agent for your SonyEricsson phone and archive and subsequently erase the SMS / texts off it to get around the fact your phone is bitching about running out of text message storage space.
Lord d'Eath IO says : Damn it's bitching about "95% of text message storage full"
! Matthew1471 says : Dude, you need to float!
by Matthew1471 January 13, 2008
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FilmSoc

A (often student run) FILM SOCiety, typically at a University. Commonly used to refer to the one at the University of Birmingham.. but others do exist.

Typically FilmSoc will show movie DVDs for free to members of its society and will organise film related events and projects.
Face Of Rape: I'm going to invite your mum to FilmSoc.
! Matthew1471: Dude, I was totally inviting your mum when I was with her last night!
Face Of Rape: I'm feeling the FilmSoc love!
by Matthew1471 January 13, 2008
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UoB

! Matthew1471: UoB's a brilliant Uni, they work us hard though!
Charlie : tru.dat
by Matthew1471 January 13, 2008
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