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When you use your annual season ticket travelcard to make pointless and unnecessary journeys just because you can.
The early stages of travelcard abuse can typically be identified by young professionals trying to justify the annual expense of their travel card by stating something similar to "well I have paid for it so I may as well use it".
This eventually progresses into downright travelcard abuse.
Though its origin is when referring to the London Underground it has been known to apply to other annual tickets purchased for other methods of transportation.
The early stages of travelcard abuse can typically be identified by young professionals trying to justify the annual expense of their travel card by stating something similar to "well I have paid for it so I may as well use it".
This eventually progresses into downright travelcard abuse.
Though its origin is when referring to the London Underground it has been known to apply to other annual tickets purchased for other methods of transportation.
I haven't got a lot planned for tomorrow I'll probably just engage in some travelcard abuse.
Let's abuse the travel card and meet up at here *points to random station on map* because I think it has a funny station name.
Why did I go all the way to South London just to go to Mc.Donalds when there's around 46 of them much closer? Because I can! That's travelcard abuse at its best baby!
Let's abuse the travel card and meet up at here *points to random station on map* because I think it has a funny station name.
Why did I go all the way to South London just to go to Mc.Donalds when there's around 46 of them much closer? Because I can! That's travelcard abuse at its best baby!
by Matthew1471 June 13, 2009
Get the travelcard abusemug. Computing: When you commit some computer programming code to a code repository. Technically incorrect and a confusion of the 2 computer SVN (SubVersioN) expressions "check out" (which makes a local copy of the code for modification) and "commit" (which places code and code changes in the repository making that and all previous versions available to other users)
Guy #1: My code is so awesome; the customer will want to have my babies.
Guy #2: Can't see that happening, but make sure you check it in anyway.
Guy #1: Code checked in. The turtle is happy.
Guy #2: Your code isn't the only thing that needs committing.
Guy #2: Can't see that happening, but make sure you check it in anyway.
Guy #1: Code checked in. The turtle is happy.
Guy #2: Your code isn't the only thing that needs committing.
by Matthew1471 December 7, 2009
Get the check it inmug. Malware installed while trying to obtain a crack or keygen (Warez) for copyrighted or otherwise illegal software, can also apply to malware downloaded over P2P while attempting to access copyrighted files (I do not endorse this)
"OMG 180search?! That malwarez came from some site linked on Astalavista"
Lord d'Eath says (12:52 PM): taken a good couple of minutes to close the System Properties dialog
!Matthew1471 - In a town full of fiction, everyone has a version of the truth {Cardiff} says (12:53 PM): Malwarez!
Lord d'Eath says (12:52 PM): taken a good couple of minutes to close the System Properties dialog
!Matthew1471 - In a town full of fiction, everyone has a version of the truth {Cardiff} says (12:53 PM): Malwarez!
by Matthew1471 September 16, 2006
Get the Malwarezmug. The degree of "the quality of being dateable" that one possesses.
How attractive that person is to their desired sex.
i.e. How likely a third party would want to date that person.
How attractive that person is to their desired sex.
i.e. How likely a third party would want to date that person.
<Matthew> Sure she's hot, but her high dateability is questionable when you start to know of her outlandish obsessions.
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<CharlesLivingston> Listing "computing" as your main interests on Facebook negatively affects your dateability!
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<CharlesLivingston> Listing "computing" as your main interests on Facebook negatively affects your dateability!
by Matthew1471 March 16, 2008
Get the dateabilitymug. A (often student run) FILM SOCiety, typically at a University. Commonly used to refer to the one at the University of Birmingham.. but others do exist.
Typically FilmSoc will show movie DVDs for free to members of its society and will organise film related events and projects.
Typically FilmSoc will show movie DVDs for free to members of its society and will organise film related events and projects.
Face Of Rape: I'm going to invite your mum to FilmSoc.
! Matthew1471: Dude, I was totally inviting your mum when I was with her last night!
Face Of Rape: I'm feeling the FilmSoc love!
! Matthew1471: Dude, I was totally inviting your mum when I was with her last night!
Face Of Rape: I'm feeling the FilmSoc love!
by Matthew1471 January 13, 2008
Get the FilmSocmug. When your company uses Microsoft Outlook to send meeting requests / plan time and you are not sure if you are free to have a meeting on that day / at that time or you are not sure what date or in what room a pre-arranged event is taking place, so you check your calendar in Microsoft Outlook for more information.
Guy #1: Smith are you coming to Peter's leaving do?
You: Uh... When is it?
Guy #1: 21st.
You: Um.. think so.. I remember.. something.. about there being some kind of party on the 21st... I'll check my outlook to see if I confirmed it.
Finance Girl #1: Jason we need to meet to discuss our year end profits. Is tomorrow at 9 good for you?
Jason: Should be, let me just check my outlook a second.
Philip: Richard are you coming to the pub now or do you want me to wait for you?
Richard: I'll be another 10.
Philip: Okay... I'm going to head on down, you know where it is right?
Richard: Yeah that one that we went into last time that had that crazy chick.. forgot it's name.. I'll find it.. don't worry, I'll just check my outlook.
You: Uh... When is it?
Guy #1: 21st.
You: Um.. think so.. I remember.. something.. about there being some kind of party on the 21st... I'll check my outlook to see if I confirmed it.
Finance Girl #1: Jason we need to meet to discuss our year end profits. Is tomorrow at 9 good for you?
Jason: Should be, let me just check my outlook a second.
Philip: Richard are you coming to the pub now or do you want me to wait for you?
Richard: I'll be another 10.
Philip: Okay... I'm going to head on down, you know where it is right?
Richard: Yeah that one that we went into last time that had that crazy chick.. forgot it's name.. I'll find it.. don't worry, I'll just check my outlook.
by Matthew1471 December 5, 2009
Get the check my outlookmug. by Matthew1471 January 13, 2008
Get the UoBmug.