Varinia

The world's most beautiful lady to ever exist. With a bat of her precious eyes, men faint from excessive infatuation.

I talked to Varinia on AIM this afternoon, I nearly passed out when she initiated the video chat.

by Matthew December 08, 2004

ShitBitch

A young cumguzzling metrosexual, often employed at places like Starbucks or the local art museum.

That's a nice new scarf you have there, ShitBitch!

by Matthew January 30, 2004

Frosted Mini Bitches

This phrase was born in Little Rock, Arkansas. This is a straight up insult. It should be used when you are trying to cause a fight. Actually, should only be used when trying to provoke a fight!

"Okay you frosted mini bitches. Bring it the fuck on!"

"You frosted mini bitches couldn't find your way out of a shoe box."

"What a bunch of frosted mini bitchs."

"If you weren't such a frosted mini bitch, we would be finished by now."

by Matthew May 19, 2004

buttneck

a neck that looks like a butt because of the fat on the neck

"check-out that guys buttneck!!!!"

by matthew April 05, 2003

lenhoff

a russion born walrus that can clone into humans and eat popcorn

my does that lenhoff love popcorn or what.

by matthew January 30, 2004

Habbo

The quickest online chatline to get an online mate.

"A/s/l" (Personal details - Age/Sex/Location)

"16/m/Canada"

"You're hot want to be my boyfriend/girlfriend?"

"Sure, what's your a/s/l?"

by Matthew May 13, 2005

Karebear

The most kick ass bestfriend a guy could ask for. See also "Chicklit" and "Raverzdelite"

Messing with my karebear is bad for your health.

by Matthew April 19, 2004