Matthew's definitions

Campbell student

Someone with enough time and money on their hands to sit at a school in the middle of nowhere, and do absolutely nothing, and go absolutely nowhere, and eat absolute crap for up to 8 years of their meaningless life

Hey, why does that guy have absolutely no personality at all? Oh, thats Matthew, he went to Campbell University.

by Matthew April 3, 2005

Highlarious

HIGH-lar-i-us (adj): A particularly clever yet unpretentious joke or situation which does not readily present itself as humorous absent higher intellectual processing. The rare occurrence where a British-style pun is actually quite funny. This definition, however, explicitly excludes esoteric, disciplinary humor such as that shared amongst PhD candidates, law-students and anyone remotely associated with the New Yorker.

1. It took me a while to realize that John Doe was actually highlarious.
2. "Everybody Loves Raymond" is neither highlarious, nor remotely funny for that matter. See: crimes against humanity.

by Matthew December 27, 2005

Homsar

1.A song from the sixties
2.Raised by a coffee cup
3.The pride of the peaches
4.Does not fake the funk on a nasty dunk
5.The ghost of Christmas past
6.Does what he is told
7.Wants to know when we can start the Jeffersons
8.Just in time for the murder mystery
9.A million ladies tall
10.Saves the best for last
11.He lost his jengajam
12.Captain of the gravy train
13.He thinks he won the powerball

I shanked your jengaship? Were playing Connect Four

by Matthew August 20, 2003

orsomething

When something goes beyond desription, or when the word for it evades you.

That building is so "orsomething"
This food is very "orsomething"

by Matthew April 1, 2005

crap shoot

A way to decribe something that is messed up or not right

the playoffs is a crapshoot

by Matthew December 12, 2003

Dude Hammer

A Cock, penis, schlong, dick, etc.

You get the point.

by Matthew January 20, 2004

coolee

Female genitals

let me see your coolee

by Matthew December 15, 2003