Matt b's definitions

Hippocrocadog

An extremely ugly female

That bird he pulled last night was a complete hippocrocadog

by Matt B January 8, 2004

gooch

a character for Diff-rent Strokes. He was the bully of Arnold

Arnaold was licking the Gooch's gooch after the quarrel

by matt b April 14, 2003

Coughing Aunt Sally

A woman who talks in something other than sentences.

(referring to a crazy bag lady who just says "Coffeene!" or one of those so-called hot mamas saying "yo, yo" or something)

"That's one Coughing Aunt Sally, there"

by Matt B December 10, 2003

MTV

Music TeleVision.
A channel that now plays only reality shows that do not contain music, and are not real. Just like all the other reality shows, they are staged.
One gigant commercial trying to tell people that you are only worth living if you are hot, or can play music.

MTV is some mother fucking bull shit. It is not music.

by Matt b June 15, 2003

nippler

one who is skilled in the feild of fodeling a womens nipples.

god ur such a nippler

by matt b April 16, 2003

miracle blade

the best knife ever, and is the has the best info mercial ever.

You can chop a shoe into 20 pieces with that miracle blade.

by matt b May 26, 2003

Rintiddle

To trick someone into believing that a perfectly common household product, like salt or flour, is an illegal drug.

"Let's rintiddle Alex to help ease off his addiction to crack"

by Matt B December 10, 2003