Matt b's definitions

MTV

Music TeleVision.
A channel that now plays only reality shows that do not contain music, and are not real. Just like all the other reality shows, they are staged.
One gigant commercial trying to tell people that you are only worth living if you are hot, or can play music.

MTV is some mother fucking bull shit. It is not music.

by Matt b June 15, 2003

LHS Marching Band

A large percent of Lassiter Highschool students who choose to spend their time walking around in a parkinglot getting yelled at.

student a: awesome we got a 9 to 9 this weekend.
student b: sweet!

by Matt B November 17, 2004

Fox Blocking

To hide an especially attractive element of a woman, in the attempt to make her look average. i.e. making someone with a great ass sit down, moving your drink in someone's view of a cute girl's face.

"Don't place your arm there! You're fox blocking!"

by Matt B December 10, 2003

PTFO

Peace the fuck out, use PTFO, instead of saying goodbye or see ya later. Mostly used online. Can also be used when angry

OK im outta here, PTFO

by Matt B May 6, 2005

Hippocrocadog

An extremely ugly female

That bird he pulled last night was a complete hippocrocadog

by Matt B January 8, 2004

Coughing Aunt Sally

A woman who talks in something other than sentences.

(referring to a crazy bag lady who just says "Coffeene!" or one of those so-called hot mamas saying "yo, yo" or something)

"That's one Coughing Aunt Sally, there"

by Matt B December 10, 2003

mourice

a gay faggit...fool whose gana get killed

yo mo ur a gay faggit ass loser

by Matt B March 25, 2005