Matt D. Underwood's definitions

Sarserious

A valid statement said sarcastically to disguise whether or not it is true.

I made my wife feel guilty when I made it sound like I don't go to the clubs when she accused me of it. I was so sarserious.

by Matt D. Underwood March 23, 2008

Cocket

The pocket in the front of a pair of briefs. Not to be confused with a dongdow.

My dick keeps getting poked by something. I think there's something sharp stuck in my cocket.

by Matt D. Underwood March 4, 2008

Ginormal

1:Ginormously normal.
2: Something that is extremely average.
3: Something that is far from being out of ordinary.

It's been such a ginormal week. Nothing has happened!

by Matt D. Underwood March 14, 2008

Codface

A derogatory term for someone who looks mexican.

Person 1: I'm not mexican!
Person 2: Shut up codface.

by Matt D. Underwood April 7, 2008

Fartnado

When two or more people around someone fart around the same time causing the stink from their farts to meet at that person and making a super cloud of stink like when the cold and warm fronts of a tornado meet.

Oh man, it stinks so bad over here. I must be caught in a fartnado.

by Matt D. Underwood March 4, 2008

mocawk

A mocawk is similar to a mohawk, however, it is located around the cock. Hence mo"cawk". To create a mocawk, one must shave the sides of his pubes to form a line that runs from the happy trail to the base of the penis.

"Hey check this out! I shaved some of my pubes! I only got the sides so it made a mocawk."

by Matt D. Underwood June 29, 2008

splash attack

The process in which someone takes a handful of cooze and throws it onto someone, preferable onto the face. The thrower must yell "Splash Attack!" while doing so. Can be performed by a male or female.

Girl: What are you doing with that cooze?
Guy: Uh...uh...SPLASH ATTACK!
Girl: I swear to gwad you're sleeping on the couch tonight!

by Matt D. Underwood April 23, 2008