Matt D. Underwood's definitions

Shichter Scale

A scale ranging from 1, being the lowest, to 10, being the highest, that indicates the intensity of the smell radiating from a shit.

Oh God...that shit smells awful. That's at least a 7 on the Shichter Scale.

by Matt D. Underwood July 5, 2008

mocawk

A mocawk is similar to a mohawk, however, it is located around the cock. Hence mo"cawk". To create a mocawk, one must shave the sides of his pubes to form a line that runs from the happy trail to the base of the penis.

"Hey check this out! I shaved some of my pubes! I only got the sides so it made a mocawk."

by Matt D. Underwood June 29, 2008

splash attack

The process in which someone takes a handful of cooze and throws it onto someone, preferable onto the face. The thrower must yell "Splash Attack!" while doing so. Can be performed by a male or female.

Girl: What are you doing with that cooze?
Guy: Uh...uh...SPLASH ATTACK!
Girl: I swear to gwad you're sleeping on the couch tonight!

by Matt D. Underwood April 23, 2008

Codface

A derogatory term for someone who looks mexican.

Person 1: I'm not mexican!
Person 2: Shut up codface.

by Matt D. Underwood April 7, 2008

Sarserious

A valid statement said sarcastically to disguise whether or not it is true.

I made my wife feel guilty when I made it sound like I don't go to the clubs when she accused me of it. I was so sarserious.

by Matt D. Underwood March 23, 2008

Ginormal

1:Ginormously normal.
2: Something that is extremely average.
3: Something that is far from being out of ordinary.

It's been such a ginormal week. Nothing has happened!

by Matt D. Underwood March 14, 2008

Cocket

The pocket in the front of a pair of briefs. Not to be confused with a dongdow.

My dick keeps getting poked by something. I think there's something sharp stuck in my cocket.

by Matt D. Underwood March 4, 2008