Matt B's definitions

MTV

Music TeleVision.
A channel that now plays only reality shows that do not contain music, and are not real. Just like all the other reality shows, they are staged.
One gigant commercial trying to tell people that you are only worth living if you are hot, or can play music.

MTV is some mother fucking bull shit. It is not music.

by Matt b June 15, 2003

bfl

BOOKS FOR LIFE
bones and j-pop are in bfl.

BFL will kick the shit out of NASA

by matt b June 3, 2003

nippler

one who is skilled in the feild of fodeling a womens nipples.

god ur such a nippler

by matt b April 16, 2003

miracle blade

the best knife ever, and is the has the best info mercial ever.

You can chop a shoe into 20 pieces with that miracle blade.

by matt b May 26, 2003

Rintiddle

To trick someone into believing that a perfectly common household product, like salt or flour, is an illegal drug.

"Let's rintiddle Alex to help ease off his addiction to crack"

by Matt B December 10, 2003

LHS Marching Band

A large percent of Lassiter Highschool students who choose to spend their time walking around in a parkinglot getting yelled at.

student a: awesome we got a 9 to 9 this weekend.
student b: sweet!

by Matt B November 17, 2004

Fox Blocking

To hide an especially attractive element of a woman, in the attempt to make her look average. i.e. making someone with a great ass sit down, moving your drink in someone's view of a cute girl's face.

"Don't place your arm there! You're fox blocking!"

by Matt B December 10, 2003