drop the soap

To do something horribly, horribly stupid that leaves you wide open to be screwed, like in a prison shower. Screwage may be figurative or literal.

"I dropped the soap! Now I'm as good as screwed!"

by matt November 01, 2003

Keiosu

The most sexiest thing to come to earth since Bob Dole

Girl 1: Oh my god, it's Keiosu!
Girl 2: Let's go have his children
Keiosu: One at a time please.

by Matt September 16, 2004

Versace

Italian clothes designed by Gianni and Donatella Versace. Clothing that makes you fell very very sexy. Versus,Versace,Jeans,Beauty,Home,Classic, and Young ( Five collections).

I put my Versace dress and my tits went up my ass went out and stomach went in, and i was ready to fuck the next person that it attracted me to.

by Matt August 24, 2004

Nasophilia

Arousal from the sight, touch, licking, or sucking of a partner's nose.

sucking da eye > playing the pink obeo

by matt November 28, 2003

Republican Logic

A mythology often alluded to by the rich.
see: oxymoron

Fred thought his political views were in line with Republican logic, then he realized he was just an ass.

by Matt June 09, 2005

Sleeping Beauty

Ejactulating ropes of semen onto a girl's face while she sleeps.

I gave that girl a sleeping beauty last night.

by Matt October 20, 2003

affinity

a natural attraction between persons.
the same basis as 'chemistry'

Jacob "man, i wish i had the same relationship is Jess and Jay."
Joe "its affinity man"

by Matt March 07, 2005