Matt's definitions

stitch licker

a person who gets their rocks off by bj-ing a man after his circumcision (sp?)

OUCH, my girlfriend a a stitch licker

by Matt January 9, 2004

jerkizzur

Shaking involuntarily due to the effects of illicit drugs.

I got the jerkizzur with the ice.

by Matt December 16, 2004

The Reverse Houdini

Your giving it to a chick doggy style and you spit on her back, and when she turns around, you cum all over her face.

I pulled the Houdini on my bitch last night dude, she loved it.

by Matt June 2, 2004

the 7 deadly sins

an excellent song made by Flogging Molly

seven drunken pirates we're the 7 deadly sins

by Matt December 4, 2004

lacoste

A clothing brand worn by upper-middle class "preps" who know fashion when they see it. Cannot be worn by just anyone, at $70 for the pique polo. Originated by Rene Lacoste. The crocodile was actually an idea he got when he received a crocodile-skin handbag after winning a tennis match.

Lacoste polos are very comfortable and fit well.

by Matt April 25, 2005

aceg

A word from music class that stoners laugh at

Yo Joe ACEG!!!!!!!

by matt January 31, 2004

garnished

Like served pwned or owned only in the extreme. Derives from the act of hiding garnish in ones clothes as a prank

Dude, is that lettuce in your pocket? You just got garnished.

by Matt March 25, 2005