Matt's definitions

Cum Blaster

A girl that cums at least a 1/4 of a gallon and u have ur face in there and u drink some and shoot it in her face

i was fuckin a girl and I cum blasted her

by Matt September 23, 2003

Sims 2

A game so addicting that some people forget that THEY are the real ones and the Sims are fake.

Person 1: What are you doing?
Person 2: I'm watching my Sim watch TV.
Person 3: What are YOU doing?
Person 2: I'm watching him watch his Sim watch TV.

by Matt January 18, 2005

salvia divinorum

A sacred Mexican herb said to have been given to mexicans by space travellers. It very rarely reproduces on it own accord and has to be perpetuated by making cuttings. Still legal in the UK due to it being so new. A crap (legal) cannabis alternative. Smoking it makes you feel shitty, this is followed by an immediate come-down which is also very odd. Drinking an infusion is exactly the same but slower. Quite expensive too - top notch cannabis bud is much cheaper and better. Salvia Tastes like sour attic dust. If you have to buy some get 10x strength or above.

Fuck me that Salvia bottle bag has completely spasticated me i can't move - when will it wear off?

by Matt October 20, 2004

stay loose

Take it easy!

Ain't no thang. I'm out. Stay loose, baby.

by Matt May 2, 2003

travis pastrana

A highly skilled motocross and freestyle rider. Started riding when he was four.

Travis Pastrana just pulled a inverted 360.

by Matt June 26, 2006

noodling

the act of taking a noodle from a pool, and driving around stalking people, then attacking them with the noodle

Noodle that bitch! hell yeah

by matt November 18, 2004

penis

the main cannon of a male which give the indavidual possessing it a great amount of erotic pleasure along wiht mass amouts of pain. Only large ones are found on people whom are called matt

"holy shit that guys penis is fuckin gynormous he must be a matt!!"

"that guy is hung like a matt."

by matt January 12, 2005