shmeat

when he/she sucks in a persons entire genital girth. you know this happend when your genitals feel like they have been stuffed hastily into a pool vacum followed by a slurpy "thlump" noise. After this greedy display of "wanting of the Cock/beaver", you can actually feel the persons molars grind away at you naughty bits.

This wanna be slut tried to shmeat me but all that got her was a broken jaw.

by Matt April 10, 2004

Big Lebowski

Actually the title refers to the millionaire Jeffrey Lebowski, not The Dude.

We want the deadbeat Lebowski.

by matt August 29, 2005

morbid angel

Original death metal band from Florida. Featuring Trey Azagthoth on guitar and Pete Sandoval on drums. One of the best bands ever.

Morbid Angel's album Altars of Madness kicks your ass.

by matt September 28, 2006

inferno

a feeling after butt-secks

my ass feels like a raging inferno.

by Matt January 09, 2004

boguard

someone who keeps lighting the weed after its already burning,they try to get a bigger hit but their just being stupid

stop boguardin' the bowl

by Matt January 13, 2004

Dontad

This word originated from a screen saver, that said "Dave is a Dontad" and has been used to describe Dave ever since. The Creation of Team Dontad was on Thursday, September 23, 2004.

"1, 2, 3 Go DONTADS!"

by Matt September 24, 2004

Slice of Heaven

Hitting someone in the face with a used condom turned inside out (cock and cum side out).

My roommate bitched about being sexiled, so I gave him a slice of heaven with the condom I used.

by Matt April 12, 2005