bifkin

the place between ur balls and your asshole see grundel or gooch

my bifkin is sweaty

by matt May 14, 2003

banner ads

Normally small, long animated pictures used on websites by advertisers to catch the attention of surfers to bring in traffic(hits, visits) to their website.

That banner ad was about gay male porn.

by matt July 09, 2003

dast

to be able to move exuberently fast in sex.

Last night you were so dast in bed.

by Matt September 27, 2004

naken

Gateway to the lions' den.

After stepping into naken, I was promptly eaten.

by matt September 06, 2004

Beadle's About

A cautionary exclamation usually uttered after breaking wind in order to warn those around you of the imminent smell. Derived from the television show "Watch Out, Beadle's About!" in which chirpy bearded funnyman, Jeremy Beadle, played convoluted pranks on an unsuspecting member of the public.

Crispin: Watch out, everyone, Beadle's about.

Helen: Did a rat die up your arse again,
Crispin, coz THAT STINKS.

Crispin: I did warn ya!


Note: Deviations on the same theme are also possible, eg. simply using the word "Beadle" to denote a flatulent eruption - "Sorry guys, I've just dropped a Beadle"

by Matt April 27, 2004

nut butter

semen, cum, sperm, splooge, anything ejaculated from the penis that comes from the nut, or scrotum.

My nut butter went all over josh's face

by matt September 07, 2003

The Matrix

A really cool move that involves alot of back bending ans side twisting in order to dodge objects.

he did a matrix and dogded that football

by matt November 14, 2003