Definitions by Matt

funky mcbuttnugget 

(noun) using the bad, wierd, nasty sense of the word funky, this phrase desribes the buttnugget or sphere-like fecal discharge from an individual with a McButt or large, celluloid gluteus maximus

When Chris finished cleaning the toliets at McDonalds he smelled like a funky mcButtnugget

funky mcbuttnugget by Matt March 15, 2005

pure quality

(pronoun) describes something that is quality or extremely well produced, made, done, etc. but in the rawest most effective manner possible; near perfect

This brand new stereo, pot, and room full of lesbians having an orgy and wanting me to join in is pure quality.

pure quality by Matt March 15, 2005

fagmotron 

(noun) describes a person who demonstrates continual, blatant and monotonous homosexual behavior brought on to fit with a growing societal trend making them seem robotic

Chris' leather chaps, Hitler stash, and nipple piercings made him look like a fagmotron.

fagmotron by Matt March 15, 2005

pigfish

A foul-smelling human being with short, stubby shanks and a propensity to wear soiled board-shorts over its inflated wedge. Predominantly South African in origin, they occasionally migrate to the UK and beyond in search of young females to annoy into procreation.

Get out of my fucking face, pigfish: you make me sick!

pigfish by Matt March 15, 2005

dang foo 

Used to express surprise or complete hatred.

Dang Foo!! You jacked up my car!

dang foo by Matt March 14, 2005

television 

Mankind's greatest and worst achievement.

I looked at an educational program and then watched Pimp My Ride.

television by Matt March 14, 2005

michigan 

A girl who has a nice body, but an ugly face. I.E. Good uniform bad helmet, referring to the University of Michigan football helmets and uniforms.

Wow, that bitch is a Michigan!

michigan by matt March 11, 2005