Matt's definitions

shaking your lettuce

when a girl has a piss in public

look at that sick bitch shaking her lettuce in the middle of the road.

by matt November 13, 2003

stylesauceburg

If you have nothing else to say and need to express yourself.

Expresses coolness, lameness and everything in between.

Coupled with other vocabulary expanding words like : Old School, ripping it up, website and beard hilarity can ensue.

WHOOOOOOOOA! Eric is ripping it up oldschool www.stylesauceburg.org/beard!

by Matt November 6, 2004

inkindled

to forceably inject a passion of some sort into a person's character.

He inkindled rage into the boy when he asked for sex

by Matt February 7, 2005

mm

Medicinal Marijuana.

It's the good stuff.

by Matt September 1, 2004

Viki'ism

beautiful, lovely, amazing girlfriend, the most amazing trait possible

The homophobic Viki'ist, attracted many a glance.

by Matt October 21, 2003

Simsbury

One of the best towns in Connecticut, known for the academic excellence of their school system, and beautiful homes. Based on Mastery Test, and SAT scores, has the "smartest" school system in the state of Connecticut, and are ranked number 6 in the country, for the same statistic.

I live in Simsbury, possibly the best town in Connecticut, and it doesn't matter that my family pays so much in taxes because I have one of the best education systems in the country.

by Matt April 25, 2005

foolspeak

Aka Toolspeak, a popular chatroom. A place where idiots can go to whine, flood and talk shit.

"Foolspeak is once again a burning wasteland."

by Matt October 14, 2003