Matt's definitions

Cockburn

jock itch

Nigga I aint took no bath in weeks an now ma cock burn!!!!

by Matt April 21, 2003

cut-balls

Question where whatever you will answer will be wrong.

Girlfriend: Matt,do you watch porn?
Matt: *thinks* "ok, if I say no, I'm a liar, if I say yes, I'm a pervert."

by Matt November 23, 2004

plympton

A suburb of Plymouth Devon UK. Home of Black Friday. Where all the posh people with money in Plymouth live.

I live in Plympton. I have to get the bus to go out in union street

by Matt October 20, 2004

Pampy

Someone who gets owned all the time like mostly half breeds or just quar lookin kids

The Example of the perfect pampy is Mark Dlepiero Cause he is not white but a half breed who always gets owned

by Matt December 19, 2004

shankometer

A word used to describe how cool or awesome something is. Can be used like the phrase "Off tha hizzle."

"Holy skanky shit homes that weed is off tha shankometer!"

by Matt December 6, 2004

tittybiscuits

baffled; puzzled; upset; The expression used to show dismay in an uncomprimising situation.

You won't go out with me? Titty biscuits!!

by Matt June 23, 2003

Fall-Through

A drug dealer or hookup that is either bunk or doesn't deliver. a Fall-Through is the kind of guy that makes you wait 2 hours for a bag of weed, only to tell you he couldn't get it. A Fall-Through is the ultimate timewaster and ultimately, an asshole.

"Tony can't get weed, he's a fall-through"

"Bob said he has shrooms? 10 bucks says he's a fucking fall-through"

by Matt December 5, 2003