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Definitions by Matt

The area between a guys ball sack and asshole; taint
Your geech is really sweaty
Geech by Matt November 14, 2003

The Matrix 

A really cool move that involves alot of back bending ans side twisting in order to dodge objects.
he did a matrix and dogded that football
The Matrix by matt November 14, 2003

shitcock 

1. Literally a cock covered in shit, after anal penetration.

2. Derogatory term for a homosexual person.
Get away from me shitcock!
shitcock by matt November 13, 2003

shaking your lettuce 

when a girl has a piss in public
look at that sick bitch shaking her lettuce in the middle of the road.
shaking your lettuce by matt November 13, 2003

shcockass 

you're a shcockass!
shcockass by matt November 13, 2003
More insulting version of your mumespecially effective if said in a stupid low and husky voice.
yer dad's dead!
i shagged yer dad!
your dad by matt November 13, 2003
who's just gaffed?
GAF by matt November 13, 2003