poonerT*

The action of an angry ass goblin springing forth from someones ass and wreaking havok upon the unsuspecting world.

Oh my god... The ass goblin is attacking! PoonerT* is upon us!!!!

by Matt April 27, 2004

Wicca

Wicca, Sometimes refered to as: Witchcraft , or The Craft , Is a nature based religion. Followers, called Wiccans , worship 2 dieties, a god and a goddess. Some Wiccans worship others as well though the most common is the 2 dieties. There is no set path for a Wiccan and often they add or subtract parts of the religion making it offer more freedom than other religons such as Christians , or Muslims .

"Religion: Wiccan"
"I am a Wiccan."

by Matt November 25, 2004

shitbrick

(noun) 1. a block-like rectangular feces structure whose ackward shape causes unusual discomfort when exiting the rectal area 2. an individual who causes similiar discomfort- see pain in the ass

Chris, you're such a shitbrick

by Matt March 15, 2005

shmurr

shmurr - a healthy alternative to "whatever" whein response to a question. 55% lower calories.

Your butler: Can I get you a lager, sir? Or maybe a scotch on the rocks?

You: erm, shmurr

by Matt January 24, 2005

cockfire

when yur fucking a girl that can no longer get wet, and the friction builds up so quick that yur dick and her puss become aflame

hey bitch look at my cockfire.
your dry puss has set my bush on fire, and it smells like shit!!

by matt March 11, 2005

Idioteque

Thom Yorke's vision of a society (presumably today's), where people are increasingly more obsessed with pointless technology, selfishness and mindless entertainment than life itself.

I fucking hate living in this idioteque world.

by Matt June 03, 2003

the bends

1. the most badass radiohead CD ever created. its was their second and best

the bends kicks fucking ass

by matt August 06, 2004