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Crayon

A joint or blunt which you smoke marajuana out of. Often usend when the joint looks like a crayon. IE: Crutch ( The little peice of cardboard rolled in one end to keep it open) and pointed at the other end to keep the weed from falling out.
"Hey wana go get a crayon?" "Mom were going to go color over at Stevies house"
by Matt August 31, 2008
mugGet the Crayonmug.

botany

Botany is the scientific study of plants, plant organisms, and how they function. Most botany majors in college either continue on to receive a masters or Ph.D. in botany or go on to med or pharmacy school.
Joe was a botanist for a while, and then decided to get his pharmaceutical license.
by Matt April 29, 2005
mugGet the botanymug.

Ice Climbers

Middle tier fighter(s) in SSBM. They are weak individualy, but can do some serious damage if you can use them right. On and tiny level with a high item rate, they will dominate.
"Oh! F-zero, high items! Shotgun Ice Climbers!"
by Matt March 17, 2005
mugGet the Ice Climbersmug.

touching cloth

When the prairrie dog pops it head out of the burrow and is almost headbutting the undergarments.The time immediately preceeding the arrival of a brown trout
fuck i'm touching cloth.We'd better find a toilet soon or i'll lay a nest of dogs eggs in my fucking strides
by Matt February 29, 2004
mugGet the touching clothmug.

Lamer

noun - one who is lame to a certain extent, where they are considered a lamer
"You are a Lamer."
by matt January 11, 2003
mugGet the Lamermug.

floosie

a cunt, slut, skank or ho who engages in wild revelry with tons of men at once.
"You're sister's a floosie! She must have had sex with 15 guys last night.
by matt September 17, 2003
mugGet the floosiemug.

pied piper

having a big dick.
"Damn, girl, did u see his pied piper."
by matt December 15, 2003
mugGet the pied pipermug.

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