Simpsons Math

A pop cultural term for counting in base 8, because each character in the Simpson family was born with four fingers on each hand, which means they would count like this: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 10, 11, …, such that all eight-fingered members could do without the symbols 8 or 9.
In Simpsons math, “If Homer and Marge and their four kids looked at two spiders, how would they write and pronounce the total number of their legs?” 20 and “two-zero” rather than “twenty.”
by MathPlus June 12, 2021
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déjà coup

A feeling of having witnessed Trump’s present impeachment before, who incited his diehard supporters-turned-terrorists on January 6, 2021 to help him illegally extend his White House stay for another faux more years.
Other than the audience having zero access to the Pinocchio-in-Chief’s racist and white supremacist tweets, there is a sense of déjà coup at his second impeachment trial, and a feeling of moral bankruptcy plaguing the majority of the GOP members, who are hell-bent to acquit him in spite of his treasonous act.
by MathPlus February 10, 2021
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When a situationally ethical US President broke his promise to make a rogue country a “pariah” over its grim human rights record, by fist-bumping with its de facto ruler, who green-lighted the murder of a dissident journalist.
The choreography of President Biden's interactions with the Saudi crown prince, which exonerates a grisly murder with the victim being dismembered without the rogue mastermind being made accountable, shows that a bump is worth a thousand words.
by MathPlus July 16, 2022
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Vaccinatee

Someone who has been jabbed or shot by a vaccinator. Also known as a “vaccinated person.”
The Omicron carrier could only be a vaccinatee, because 99.99% of the unvaccinated are barred from traveling.
by MathPlus November 30, 2021
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ⓥampire

A vaccinated predator who would exploit others’ oft-irrational fears of the coronavirus, with their victims often too frightened or misinformed to expose their deceit.
The pandemic provides once in a lifetime opportunity for ⓥampires from all spheres of life (vaccine manufacturers, politicians, researchers, scammers, …) to prey on gullible or paranoid citizens.
by MathPlus September 11, 2021
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Sinovated

Being jabbed with China’s home-made, half-baked Covid-19 vaccine, which has so far received zero approval for use from developed countries, but instead is being donated to most African and Middle East countries as part of the country’s vaccine diplomacy.
With the rich nations hoarding the “branded vaccines,” most of the developing countries have no choice but to have their citizens sinovated rather than let them wait to be jabbed with their preferred vaccines.
by MathPlus March 20, 2021
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Maskepreneur

A fly-by-night opportunist who imports cheap face masks from China, most of which probably don’t meet the safety health standards for public use, to repackage and resell them to both developed and developing countries, or to offer them online at a wallet-unfriendly price.
In the aftermath of the shortage of face masks in so many parts of the world, maskepreneurs have sprung up overnight to meet the demands of millions of unvaccinated people, who want to mask themselves until they receive their jab.
by MathPlus June 18, 2021
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