MatT's definitions

wicked deuce

The act of taking a shit. Deuce = 2. Having to take a number 2.

I had to leave class early so that I could run home and take a wicked deuce.

by Matt August 26, 2003

joogumba

When a Filipino makes an unbelievable fart that causes his rectum to bleed.

OMG Austin you just made a joogumba?!

by Matt November 29, 2004

shankometer

A word used to describe how cool or awesome something is. Can be used like the phrase "Off tha hizzle."

"Holy skanky shit homes that weed is off tha shankometer!"

by Matt December 6, 2004

port chester

see shit hole

i hate this town

by Matt April 5, 2004

Hard Niple-Tightis

When your niple has a pimple on the inside of it. Or, your niple is just hard.

I've come down with a case of Hard Niple-Tightis

by Matt January 24, 2004

Cut Short

one asks another this to save them a quarter of their alredy lit cigerette.

Hey can u cut me short.or
Can i get shorts.

by Matt January 13, 2004

Boob'n

Something that kicks ass

Dude, that shirt is boob'n.

by Matt April 11, 2005