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wicked deuce

The act of taking a shit. Deuce = 2. Having to take a number 2.
I had to leave class early so that I could run home and take a wicked deuce.
by Matt August 26, 2003
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joogumba

When a Filipino makes an unbelievable fart that causes his rectum to bleed.
OMG Austin you just made a joogumba?!
by Matt November 29, 2004
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shankometer

A word used to describe how cool or awesome something is. Can be used like the phrase "Off tha hizzle."
"Holy skanky shit homes that weed is off tha shankometer!"
by Matt December 6, 2004
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port chester

by Matt April 5, 2004
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Hard Niple-Tightis

When your niple has a pimple on the inside of it. Or, your niple is just hard.
I've come down with a case of Hard Niple-Tightis
by Matt January 24, 2004
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Cut Short

one asks another this to save them a quarter of their alredy lit cigerette.
Hey can u cut me short.or
Can i get shorts.
by Matt January 13, 2004
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Boob'n

Dude, that shirt is boob'n.
by Matt April 11, 2005
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