MatT's definitions

affinity

a natural attraction between persons.
the same basis as 'chemistry'

Jacob "man, i wish i had the same relationship is Jess and Jay."
Joe "its affinity man"

by Matt March 7, 2005

wallbanger

It is a drink with mixes Red Bull and Vodka.

"After drinking too many wallbangers, he threw up on himself but not before having the best night of his life"

by Matt March 7, 2005

desperate

When you're horny or blue balling to the point where you'll fuck anyone.

Tom's so desperate that he'll have sex with a cow!

by Matt March 8, 2005

The Wayne Gretsky

The act or process of having sexual intercourse with an attractive individual of the opposite sex while an accomplice bursts forth from a closet and strikes the individual whom you are having sex with about the head with a hockey stick.

Man! That chick is so hot, I'd give her a Wayne Gretsky.

by Matt May 13, 2005

etoile

A person with a shining personality that lights up the room and makes everyone feel warm and happy.

Matt is such an etoile that we invite him to all of our get-togethers.

by Matt March 8, 2005

piggy bank

1)To diss 3 guys using all their beats combined.
2)To ask to get shot
3)To say(In not so many words) I want a very talented rapper by the name of Jadakiss to air my ass out.

Clickity Clank, Clickity Clank, the money goes into my piggy bank.

by matt March 9, 2005

tons-o-fun

A quantitative measurement of fun dealing with an amount of fun that is over 2000 pounds or more. Usually used sarcastically.

I told Megan that talking to Doug and Josh sounded like tons-o-fun.

by Matt March 9, 2005