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dast

to be able to move exuberently fast in sex.
Last night you were so dast in bed.
by Matt September 27, 2004
mugGet the dastmug.

IL2

IL2, a Russian combat ground attack aircraft of World War 2. Highly armoured and armed it was the scurge of the german tank crews on the eastern front. Refered to as a flying tank because of its ability deflect cannon shells and sustain massive battle damage and still fly home. Sometimes german cannon rounds simply bounced off it's armour plate much to the disbelief of German aircrew.

Also the definitive World War Two air combat computer game simulation of the new millennium. All other try hard, shameful attempts to make a decent flight sim pale by comparison. Make coasters out of your other feeble kiddy flying games. Going back to them after IL2 will leave you needing a bucket to keep the chunder off the floor from the miserable excuse for entertainment and flight fidelity they pretend to give. Totally FUBAR why any other miserable being would attempt to emulate the mastery of World War Two air combat computer game simulation design that Maddox Games has demonstated with IL2 and it's stable mates!
man IL2 rox!

shit that IL2 wont die!

What tha! oh crap it's an IL2!
by Matt October 18, 2004
mugGet the IL2mug.

nub

"That guy is a nub" Although if he ever saw me in reality he'd beat my ass with a bottle of syrup
by Matt March 5, 2004
mugGet the nubmug.

pr0n

adj.
cool, neat, neato, super
Dude that is so pr0n.
by Matt November 16, 2004
mugGet the pr0nmug.

quarter pounder with cheese

an anorexic slapper with mushrooms growing out of her cabbage patch snatch
"man that was the cheesest burger i ever have eater, way better than maccas quarter punder with cheese
by matt July 26, 2003
mugGet the quarter pounder with cheesemug.

philosophy

Contrary to some of the vacuous bullshit you'll find on this page, philosophy is a noble, no, possibly THE most noble academic discipline one can study. Sans repeating what our friend correctly said about the five major fields, I will say this: We live and die for philosophy. Even if we don't realize it, nearly everything we believe is predicated on someone's philosophical investigations. To debase the mother of all sciences as a "waste of the taxpayer's money" is to admit barefaced ignorance.

Oh yeah, and philosophy majors score higher than any other majors on the graduate exam; mathematics students come in second. Maybe they're doing something right.

PS. I'm not a philosophy major.
Do philosophy, dipshit.
by Matt May 26, 2004
mugGet the philosophymug.

wtfm8

dude, watch this....

WTFM8!!!?!
by matt January 29, 2005
mugGet the wtfm8mug.

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