MatT's definitions

Sneed

to scam, steal, rip someone off, dishonest

Brah was tryin to sneed me on that eighth

by matt April 11, 2004

michigan

A girl who has a nice body, but an ugly face. I.E. Good uniform bad helmet, referring to the University of Michigan football helmets and uniforms.

Wow, that bitch is a Michigan!

by matt March 11, 2005

rainbow kiss

To put different bodily fluids such as semen and a girl's period into a glass (or not) and drink it

Mmm, that rainbow kiss tasted musky!

by Matt August 14, 2003

clobber-knocker

A quick strike to the top of the head with the hand. The clobber-knocker is applied by clenching the fist and swinging down on top of the head, using only the flat part of the fingers between the first and second knuckles. It is a very practical form of a sucker punch.

Brendan was pissing me off one day, so I gave him a clobber-knocker to show him how I felt.

by Matt October 31, 2004

hermaphrodite

See also: Richard Simmons

How does a hermaphrodite get a sex change

by matt July 15, 2004

schiza

meaning poo, or crap, often used in place of "shit"

"You are a piece of schiza." "Schiza, I hit my thumb."

by matt January 11, 2003

a yuppie ate my dingo

white trash version of The Dingo ate my baby. Directed at any white-collar suburban losers who make fun of Australians.

A yuppie ate my dingo because it tasted like baby.

by matt November 15, 2004