mechaphiliac

Someone who derives pleasure from sexual acts with mechanical objects. Such as robots and VHS players.

It looks like Matt gave this VHS player a mexican avalanche. What a mechaphiliac!

by Matt July 07, 2003

Shocks

1.Huge tits, with lots of clevage.
2.Lots of plastic in them tits.

Damn, shes got some nice shocks

by matt November 29, 2004

bobby crosby

Great MLB player who some jackass @ urbandictionary.com decided to hate on. Probably a Pirates fan who is mad that Crosby was a better rookie last year then Jason Bay.

Bobby Crosby will be an excellent player 10 years from now. Jason Bay will be retired.

by Matt January 07, 2005

biglongdabong

100,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000, etc. (way more 0's) atoms. kind of like a mole only way cooler.

A table. A large sandwich. Your cat (if you have a large cat). A long homework assignment. stokes is gay.

by matt November 11, 2004

beastial

Huge massive cock like oversized, way oversized, mofo would mother fuckin kill you with that thing

That guy's cock was beastial.
It was so beastial that it ripped her a new one. In fact 2 new ones

by Matt February 07, 2005

mizzo

To be experiencing misery.

Yeah Malcolm was full mizzo about losing his erection during sex.

by matt November 18, 2007

Washing the Sidewalk

The act of unloading on the sidewalk for amusement and watching others slip and fall in your skeet.

I thought I'd wash the sidewalk for this old bitch walking down the street.

by Matt February 06, 2005