MatT's definitions

Purdie

a gorgeous boy, born in 16/08/89, and has lots of friends and is not hated by ne 1. he is NOT ginger n i have proof, hint me. he loves food but isnt fat.....yet.....

matt purdie

by matt December 2, 2003

wanger schlanger

a wanger schalnger is a type of german sausage, but since it will be said very seldom in this sense, if you hear it anywhere outside germany, the likelihood is that the person saying it is referring to a penis.

"oh man, my wanger schlanger got covered in shit last nite after i bum fucked your dad"

by matt December 2, 2003

farg

alternate for "fuck"

What the farg are you talking about?
It's farging hot in here.
I am going to farg the shit out of that chick.

by Matt December 3, 2003

pinus

1. A combination of a pineapple and a penis.

2. Another word for penis.

1. Doesn't exist in reality, so there is no example. Just use your imagination.

2. I have a massive pinus.

by Matt December 3, 2003

sprocket

anus; butt-hole

He tried to put his dick in my sprocket.

by Matt December 3, 2003

spigot

1. alternate for "penis"

2. alternate for "homosexual" or "fag" or "faggot"

1. I am going to put my spigot in your sprocket.

2. Justin from N'STYNC is such a spigot.

by Matt December 4, 2003

spigotry

spigotness, the quality of being a spigot. See spigot. Synonomous with fagotry.

Parents are the Lords of all Spigotry.

My car broke down, my girlfriend is cheating on me, and I'm getting fired from my job. This is complete spigotry.

by Matt December 4, 2003