retail therapy

an excuse for people mostly female to go shopping when they're feeling bad, when in reality their bad feelings could be released/treated in other ways.

mandie went to the mall for a little retail therapy the day after matt dumped her.

by matt November 29, 2004

rj

short for Rim job

so what if i didn't wipe, give me an rj!

by matt January 08, 2004

politics

The fastest way to piss off anybody and make enemies.

See Republican vs. Democrat.

by Matt June 25, 2004

Shocks

1.Huge tits, with lots of clevage.
2.Lots of plastic in them tits.

Damn, shes got some nice shocks

by matt November 29, 2004

mechaphiliac

Someone who derives pleasure from sexual acts with mechanical objects. Such as robots and VHS players.

It looks like Matt gave this VHS player a mexican avalanche. What a mechaphiliac!

by Matt July 07, 2003

bite the sidewalk

A violent act where one man makes another man put his teeth on the curb, then stomps on his head.

by matt October 24, 2003

shaking your lettuce

when a girl has a piss in public

look at that sick bitch shaking her lettuce in the middle of the road.

by matt November 13, 2003