MatT's definitions

Idaho Shake

To take a shit on one leg and with the other leg dip your foot in the shit and smear all over someones face

Im going to pull an idaho skae on yur ass

by matt January 14, 2004

Atkinson-crazy

A word used to describe a person who is not just crazy but beyond crazy. Derived from a math teacher who has went insane but is still teaching.

Person A: Wow, that chic is fucking crazy as hell.

Person B: shit yeah, she's Atkinson-crazy like a motherfucker

Person A: thats sad

by Matt April 30, 2005

Portable Stomach

A device such as a back-pack or fanny-pack used at an All-You-Can-Eat buffet by questionable individuals who wish to take food home with them. The use of a portable stomach must be clandestine, users caught shoving food into it are usually ejected from the premises.

"Chuch went to the Old Country Buffet, but got kicked out when he was feeding the Portable Stomach"

by Matt December 5, 2003

gorvvy

See groovy.

Dude, gorvvy.

by Matt March 5, 2003

religion

"A sham and a crutch for weak-minded people who have strength in numbers."

-Jesse Ventura

Christianity, Islam, Buddhism, and Hinduism are all popular religions.

by Matt March 15, 2004

erection

ER-REC-TION- A boner, wood, hard on, stiffy, pop up, hard tube. All of these words are used to describe an erected penis.

I got an erection after the milf walked by me and let me sniff her poon. Soon after I put my erection in her cha cha for ejactulating purposes

by Matt May 11, 2003

derby

Simply the best place in the world, with an ammmazin football team, (much better than f**est)

If i could choose one place to live, it would be somewhere as good as Derby

by Matt October 25, 2004