MatT's definitions

pc whipped

bastardization of pussy whipped, for guys who are whipped by their cyber-girlfriends.

Jen makes Dylan do all the work on their website. He is so pc whipped!

by matt November 18, 2004

Are you on the phone?

A phrase that applies to stupid fucks. It's most common use is right after something stupid has been said.

"It's cold outside" Are you on the phone?

by Matt November 19, 2004

Ohio State Buckeyes

An over-rated football team that has owned the Michigan Wolverines. 5 Time National Champions including 2003. 27 Time Big Ten Conference Champions/CO-Champions.

Ohio State Buckeyes beat Michigan in route to their 5th National Championship.

by Matt November 19, 2004

presidential debate

When two people who are essentially the same talk out of their asses for a few hours, in order to create the illusion of democracy. Always the two people the media want you to vote for, not neccesarily the best candidates. All third-party candidates are physically locked out of the debates. Because of this, American politics has degenerated into a puppet show.

There's one guy holding up both puppets. ;)

by matt November 20, 2004

gorple

Somebody who farts in the bathtub and pops the bubbles with his teeth.

(While Jeffrey is taking a bath)
Pat says: "Jeffrey, knock that shit off you disgusting little shit. . .You fuckin' gorple!"
Jeffrey: "I can't help it Dad, I don't have anything else to do since you threw away my Ninja Turtles."

by Matt November 22, 2004

deuce deuce

The "feel good" shit you take the morning after a drunken bender (usually the 2nd shit that morning) that feels like you just shit everything out but in actuality you just opened the door for the next 17 shits you are going to take that day that will consist of pure butt piss!

Kirk: "Hey Matt, you okay? You were in the crapper for a while."

Matt: "You think that was bad, that was only the deuce deuce, I'll probably be in there all afternoon too!"

by Matt November 22, 2004

Stag

Going to a party alone, after being dumped or having a fight.

"I could be dry-humping Marie Curie at prom instead of going... STAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGG!!!!!!" - Gandhi

by matt November 22, 2004