Goovating

The act of invoking a spirit or deity (evocation) only to spray them down with semen after gooning.

I summoned a ghost, only for it watch as my load sprayed all over themselves. After I was done goovating it, I scurried.

by MasterGooner February 20, 2024

Splipping

Taking off another ones genitalia and skipping it like rocks across a river

“Hey John, I just harvested Jack’s testicles, do you want to go Splipping?”

by MasterGooner February 20, 2024

Goonocoligist

One who studies the practices of gooning and how they affect the human body after sever days of gooning, leading to goontosis

Once I graduate my med school after gooning my whole life, i plan to become a Goonocoligist

by MasterGooner February 20, 2024

Pooner

Someone who goons while on the toilet

I walked in the bathroom with a rush of diarrhea about to come out, the flood gates about to open. I rushed in the stall to find a Pooner gooning as he was shitting

by MasterGooner February 20, 2024

Schnurming

The act of cumming, burping, sneezing, and sharting all at once on someone.

While I was sick, receiving a blumkin from my ex, I started schnurming all over her.

by MasterGooner February 20, 2024

Plugun

A tool used to shoot butt plugs, of various types. That has the the appearance of a pistol.

Eric tried to scam me after the thug hunters video so I pulled out the Plugun and filled him up.

by MasterGooner February 20, 2024