MasterGooner's definitions

Ejellculate

The substance formed after abstaining ejaculating for several years, when it finally comes out in a jello like form. This substance often comes out all at once, spilling out of the tip in an enormous stature.

While soaking with his wife, the Mormon yelled, I’m going to ejellculate as he let the huge glob out on her.

by MasterGooner February 19, 2024

Pooner

Someone who goons while on the toilet

I walked in the bathroom with a rush of diarrhea about to come out, the flood gates about to open. I rushed in the stall to find a Pooner gooning as he was shitting

by MasterGooner February 20, 2024

Goonocoligist

One who studies the practices of gooning and how they affect the human body after sever days of gooning, leading to goontosis

Once I graduate my med school after gooning my whole life, i plan to become a Goonocoligist

by MasterGooner February 20, 2024

Goontosis

The heightened state of gooning, similar to enlightenment for gooning. The individual who reaches goontosis can control their sperm like an air bender for avatar, also known as a cum bender.

I once saw a robber running away after robbing the bank, but he was struck down in a barrage of sperm pellets controlled by someone who achieved goontosis

by MasterGooner February 20, 2024

Splipping

Taking off another ones genitalia and skipping it like rocks across a river

“Hey John, I just harvested Jack’s testicles, do you want to go Splipping?”

by MasterGooner February 20, 2024

Tooning

Gooning to cartoons with your toes

I walked in on my brother Tooning to Teen Titans Go, it was the worst thing ever until I joined him

by MasterGooner February 20, 2024