MasterGooner's definitions

Tooning

Gooning to cartoons with your toes

I walked in on my brother Tooning to Teen Titans Go, it was the worst thing ever until I joined him

by MasterGooner February 20, 2024

Schnurming

The act of cumming, burping, sneezing, and sharting all at once on someone.

While I was sick, receiving a blumkin from my ex, I started schnurming all over her.

by MasterGooner February 19, 2024

Ejellculate

The substance formed after abstaining ejaculating for several years, when it finally comes out in a jello like form. This substance often comes out all at once, spilling out of the tip in an enormous stature.

While soaking with his wife, the Mormon yelled, I’m going to ejellculate as he let the huge glob out on her.

by MasterGooner February 19, 2024

Plugun

A tool used to shoot butt plugs, of various types. That has the the appearance of a pistol.

Eric tried to scam me after the thug hunters video so I pulled out the Plugun and filled him up.

by MasterGooner February 19, 2024

Creaminator

One who jacks their meet so fast, their sperm comes out hot enough to cremate dead bodies.

I learned I have super speed and immediately applied to be a Creaminator.

by MasterGooner February 19, 2024

Goovating

The act of invoking a spirit or deity (evocation) only to spray them down with semen after gooning.

I summoned a ghost, only for it watch as my load sprayed all over themselves. After I was done goovating it, I scurried.

by MasterGooner February 19, 2024