Schnurming

The act of cumming, burping, sneezing, and sharting all at once on someone.

While I was sick, receiving a blumkin from my ex, I started schnurming all over her.

by MasterGooner February 19, 2024

Goovating

The act of invoking a spirit or deity (evocation) only to spray them down with semen after gooning.

I summoned a ghost, only for it watch as my load sprayed all over themselves. After I was done goovating it, I scurried.

by MasterGooner February 19, 2024

Goontosis

The heightened state of gooning, similar to enlightenment for gooning. The individual who reaches goontosis can control their sperm like an air bender for avatar, also known as a cum bender.

I once saw a robber running away after robbing the bank, but he was struck down in a barrage of sperm pellets controlled by someone who achieved goontosis

by MasterGooner February 20, 2024

Goonocoligist

One who studies the practices of gooning and how they affect the human body after sever days of gooning, leading to goontosis

Once I graduate my med school after gooning my whole life, i plan to become a Goonocoligist

by MasterGooner February 20, 2024

Ejellculate

The substance formed after abstaining ejaculating for several years, when it finally comes out in a jello like form. This substance often comes out all at once, spilling out of the tip in an enormous stature.

While soaking with his wife, the Mormon yelled, I’m going to ejellculate as he let the huge glob out on her.

by MasterGooner February 19, 2024

Tooning

Gooning to cartoons with your toes

I walked in on my brother Tooning to Teen Titans Go, it was the worst thing ever until I joined him

by MasterGooner February 20, 2024