Goonocoligist

One who studies the practices of gooning and how they affect the human body after sever days of gooning, leading to goontosis

Once I graduate my med school after gooning my whole life, i plan to become a Goonocoligist

by MasterGooner February 20, 2024

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Splipping

Taking off another ones genitalia and skipping it like rocks across a river

“Hey John, I just harvested Jack’s testicles, do you want to go Splipping?”

by MasterGooner February 20, 2024

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Pooner

Someone who goons while on the toilet

I walked in the bathroom with a rush of diarrhea about to come out, the flood gates about to open. I rushed in the stall to find a Pooner gooning as he was shitting

by MasterGooner February 20, 2024

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Ejellculate

The substance formed after abstaining ejaculating for several years, when it finally comes out in a jello like form. This substance often comes out all at once, spilling out of the tip in an enormous stature.

While soaking with his wife, the Mormon yelled, I’m going to ejellculate as he let the huge glob out on her.

by MasterGooner February 19, 2024

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