flaps

Erstwhile and previously undisclosed girlfriend of Flipper the Friendly Dolphin

Little Timmy: Look Captain...its Flipper...theres another dolphin with him!
Captain Peg: Arrrgghhh...there be Flaps...

by Master of Cunts May 10, 2008

nutfuckle

Mutated, altered fuck knuckle

If Little Jonny doesnt stop picking up hookers off the street he will turn into a nutfuckle...

by Master of Cunts May 10, 2008

coin-op cunt

A woman operating her vagina in a manner to be conducive to payment.

'Janey was out all night and came home with a guy in a Mercedes. She is a coin-op cunt...'

by Master of Cunts May 10, 2008

Deep In The Hole

Act of being further, faster, harder, hotter and more extreme than any other.

Jamie: I hear they have not found Osama Bin Laden yet...
Friend: He is Deep In The Hole...

by Master of Cunts May 10, 2008

maccuntver

An exceptionally skilled, talented and otherwise original cunt. That can make anything, anywhere with nothing but mastery of cunt.

Jamie was at home yesterday and made an AK-47 from office stationary. He is such a Maccuntver...

by Master of Cunts May 10, 2008

womble

A generally descriptive word use to describe folk of British, English or Anglo persuasion.

Friend: Hey, who is that eating shit off that table?
Jamie: looks like a fucking womble...

by Master of Cunts May 12, 2008

eternal power

What Skeletor wanted more than anything else in Masters of the Universe.

Skeletor in his quest for eternal power, never reckoned with the might of He-Man. In the struggle to be absolute Master of the Universe.

by Master Of Cunts May 14, 2008