Definitions by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian
my dude
Straight guy from 1919: Wanna join me in a dance, my lady?
Gay (or straight) guy from 2019: Wanna join me in a dance, my dude?
Gay (or straight) guy from 2019: Wanna join me in a dance, my dude?
my dude by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian October 23, 2019
I wanna die
I wanna die by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian October 22, 2019
queen of clubs
This term refers to a lady who regularly likes to goes clubbing. Often dominates the dancefloor with such dexterity, thus becoming the 'queen of clubs'.
Guy 1: Yo you see that hottie over there? Damn she sure knows how to dance
Guy 2: Yeah man, she's the queen of clubs.
Guy 2: Yeah man, she's the queen of clubs.
queen of clubs by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian October 22, 2019
osmium
1) A hard, brittle, bluish-white metal. It is the densest (heaviest) naturally occurring element of all known elements, with a density of 22.59 g per cubic cm.
2) What to call someone who looks seemingly skinny, but actually weighs a ton.
2) What to call someone who looks seemingly skinny, but actually weighs a ton.
1) Did you know that Osmium was once used in phonograph needles?
2) Yo look at that Osmium over there. She may look lean, but I heard she weighs 200 pounds!
2) Yo look at that Osmium over there. She may look lean, but I heard she weighs 200 pounds!
osmium by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian October 19, 2019
Pop Culturally Intimidated
When you feel intimidated and irked either due to a lack of knowledge in trendy pop cultural/meme references, or from the fact that you probably have no interest in them. Usually happens when you're out with a new group of peers, and they be saying some memey phrase or sharing some pop cultural fad and you have no idea what it is or what it means (nor do you care). Likewise, this is also very commonly experienced on the internet, most notably in the YouTube comment section.
1) Jimmy felt very pop culturally intimidated by his girlfriend once he found out that she knew more pop cultural references than him.
2) Matt joined his new group of female peers to work on a course-related project. While he didn't have trouble socializing with them, he felt extremely pop-culturally intimidated by the odd memey phrases that their peers were tossing around and giggling about. Then, they started sharing pictures of Korean guys and went on talking about their favorite kpop star. "Stop. Please...", he wished to tell them.
2) Matt joined his new group of female peers to work on a course-related project. While he didn't have trouble socializing with them, he felt extremely pop-culturally intimidated by the odd memey phrases that their peers were tossing around and giggling about. Then, they started sharing pictures of Korean guys and went on talking about their favorite kpop star. "Stop. Please...", he wished to tell them.
Pop Culturally Intimidated by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian October 19, 2019
Dislike this
Dislike this by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian October 17, 2019
Involuntary Abstinence
When someone (typically a college student) has a fanciful desire to consume alcohol with some fellow mates and get crazy intoxicated, but doesn't have anyone to do so with (due to no close friends or social groups). They are most likely still an alcohol virgin because of this.
High school friend: Hey bud haven't seen you in a long time! How ya been?
Me: Pretty good, university life has been pretty awesome and wild here. Exams are coming soon though so it's getting pretty stressful
High school friend: That's nice! Nothing like a few shots of tequila to help alleviate all that stress
Me: Oh I don't drink alcohol
High school friend: Oh why not? Are you practicing abstinence?!
Me: Bruh of course not, it's just that I have involuntary abstinence...
High school friend: Ah, I understand.
Me: Pretty good, university life has been pretty awesome and wild here. Exams are coming soon though so it's getting pretty stressful
High school friend: That's nice! Nothing like a few shots of tequila to help alleviate all that stress
Me: Oh I don't drink alcohol
High school friend: Oh why not? Are you practicing abstinence?!
Me: Bruh of course not, it's just that I have involuntary abstinence...
High school friend: Ah, I understand.
Involuntary Abstinence by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian October 2, 2019