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As with all recent years, 2021 was not a great year, far from it. But tbh it wasn't as bad as I thought it would be.
Some highlights, good and bad:
➡️ 2021 saw the release of several great video games including Little Nightmares II, Deltarune Chapter 2, Subnautica: Below Zero, It Takes Two, and Five Nights at Freddy's: Security Breach.
➡️ Disney & Pixar finally seemed to make a great comeback in 2021 with Encanto and Luca.
➡️ Among us references basically dominated 2021.
➡️ Covid restrictions began to loosen in some parts of the world.
➡️ 2021 saw the controversial birth of NFTs.
➡️ Zuckerberg's rebranding of FB into Meta and his dumb metaverse.
➡️ More covid variants appeared (delta and omicron).
➡️ As mentioned in another definition, social media is still more or less the same with cringey memes and tiktoks tailored to gen Z taste. Unfortunately not something that will go away soon. We will just have to ignore and move on.
➡️ And, well, the world... just continued being the world, with covid, violence, protests and natural disasters still happening like it has always been.
So overall, 2021 was a mixture of some bad stuff and also some good stuff, nothing surprising. But to me, the good and bad cancels out just enough to remember 2021 in a sliver of positive light. Just ever so slightly.
Some highlights, good and bad:
➡️ 2021 saw the release of several great video games including Little Nightmares II, Deltarune Chapter 2, Subnautica: Below Zero, It Takes Two, and Five Nights at Freddy's: Security Breach.
➡️ Disney & Pixar finally seemed to make a great comeback in 2021 with Encanto and Luca.
➡️ Among us references basically dominated 2021.
➡️ Covid restrictions began to loosen in some parts of the world.
➡️ 2021 saw the controversial birth of NFTs.
➡️ Zuckerberg's rebranding of FB into Meta and his dumb metaverse.
➡️ More covid variants appeared (delta and omicron).
➡️ As mentioned in another definition, social media is still more or less the same with cringey memes and tiktoks tailored to gen Z taste. Unfortunately not something that will go away soon. We will just have to ignore and move on.
➡️ And, well, the world... just continued being the world, with covid, violence, protests and natural disasters still happening like it has always been.
So overall, 2021 was a mixture of some bad stuff and also some good stuff, nothing surprising. But to me, the good and bad cancels out just enough to remember 2021 in a sliver of positive light. Just ever so slightly.
by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian June 16, 2022
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Get the INTP mug.1) A person who intentionally likes being an asshole and is also careless.
2) A sketchy person whose behaviours and thoughts towards others are so careless, clumsy, stupid and irresponsible it makes them very asshole-like, even though they aren't intentionally being an asshole. Examples typically include sketchy buyers from your local classifieds, next door neighbors of your sketchy apartment complex, or some incredibly dimwitted kid at school that doesn't know shit.
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1) "Man did you see that guy? He is such an asshole, but he's also very careless about his surroundings. Heard he almost got hit by a car once because he wasn't paying attention to the road."
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a. Bill had a buyer who bought his old phone. Next day the buyer returned the phone, claiming the screen was "cracked", when in fact it was only the screen protector that was cracked. The buyer returned Bill his money, but kept all the trivial accessories that came with the phone. The phone box had also been severely disfigured for some reason. What would be the point of keeping all those phone accessories when you have no phone? No one knows, but it was clear to Bill that the buyer didn't care about the accessories at all, she was just a complete careless asshole.
b. Johnny's next door neighbor, a pothead and a high school dropout, asked Johnny if he could stay in his apartment for a few hours as his mom kicked him out. Johnny agreed and let him chill there while he went out to eat. A few hours later he came back, finding that his couch was flipped over, his cupboards ransacked, and his vinyl collection was all over the floor with deep scratches in almost every one. The whole apartment reeked of weed, and there was another unpleasant smell coming from the washroom: his toilet seat was covered with diarrhea. "Fucking careless asshole POS..." murmured Johnny as he cleaned up the place.
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a. Bill had a buyer who bought his old phone. Next day the buyer returned the phone, claiming the screen was "cracked", when in fact it was only the screen protector that was cracked. The buyer returned Bill his money, but kept all the trivial accessories that came with the phone. The phone box had also been severely disfigured for some reason. What would be the point of keeping all those phone accessories when you have no phone? No one knows, but it was clear to Bill that the buyer didn't care about the accessories at all, she was just a complete careless asshole.
b. Johnny's next door neighbor, a pothead and a high school dropout, asked Johnny if he could stay in his apartment for a few hours as his mom kicked him out. Johnny agreed and let him chill there while he went out to eat. A few hours later he came back, finding that his couch was flipped over, his cupboards ransacked, and his vinyl collection was all over the floor with deep scratches in almost every one. The whole apartment reeked of weed, and there was another unpleasant smell coming from the washroom: his toilet seat was covered with diarrhea. "Fucking careless asshole POS..." murmured Johnny as he cleaned up the place.
by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian September 19, 2019
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