Me, when I was 8 years old: *reaches for a lighter*
Pa: Boy, if I see you play with that lighter yer gonna get a good caning later
Pa: Boy, if I see you play with that lighter yer gonna get a good caning later
by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian April 02, 2020
Quite possibly one of the most bizarre forms of psychotherapy, anaclitic therapy was used to treat people (mostly adult men) with mommy or daddy issues. It involves a (typically female) therapist drugging the client with LSD, and once fully intoxicated, the client is encouraged to crawl between the legs of the therapist. This is to symbolize the rebirth of the person. The therapist would then tell the patient to sit on her lap and gently rock him, all while feeding him warm milk from a baby bottle. And remember, the client is tripping balls throughout this entire process. To this day, no one knows if those clients actually benefited from anaclitic therapy.
Todd is a grown up man in his early 30s who is still suffering from mommy issues from his childhood. After hearing his friend talk about a rare form of therapy (Anaclitic Therapy) and how it might help him with his troubled past, he was determined to find such a therapist. Completely unaware of the freakishness that was about to happen, Todd decided to schedule an appointment with this anaclitic therapist who resided in the countryside. After one therapy session, Todd came out and never looked at life the same again.
by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian November 16, 2019
That other definition didn't even try. First of all, technically speaking, a webhook is a means for an app or service to provide new information to third parties as some event occurs within it. For example, GitHub uses webhooks to allow users to integrate services and automate workflows. But that's not what I'm here to say.
Second of all, as far as I am concerned, webhooks are an absolute lie with regards to Discord. You'd think it's on the same level as AHK (Autohotkey) in terms of its ease of use and the endless possibilities you can do with it. Well, it's not. Discord basically tells you to go use webhooks if you want a feature that they don't offer (which is A LOT of features). Could you achieve it? Maybe, possibly, but never certainly. Was it worth the time and effort? Hell no.
Second of all, as far as I am concerned, webhooks are an absolute lie with regards to Discord. You'd think it's on the same level as AHK (Autohotkey) in terms of its ease of use and the endless possibilities you can do with it. Well, it's not. Discord basically tells you to go use webhooks if you want a feature that they don't offer (which is A LOT of features). Could you achieve it? Maybe, possibly, but never certainly. Was it worth the time and effort? Hell no.
Me: I want to post to multiple servers simultaneously.
Discord: Sorry we don't have this feature. But if you seriously want it, feel free to rely on webhooks.
Me: Bah humbug.
Discord: Sorry we don't have this feature. But if you seriously want it, feel free to rely on webhooks.
Me: Bah humbug.
by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian March 02, 2024
The act of taking a hard taco shell, coating it with thicc layer of glossy top coat, and then inserting one's wood into the shell and fucking it until completion. The glossy top coat helps protect the taco shell from rupturing due to the sheer force of fucking, and the smooth coating decreases friction. Feels especially good when wet or lubed.
No girl wanted to hook up with me today so I bought myself some hard taco shells, a bottle of glossy top coat, and did the glossy taco.
(yep, I just lewded this perfectly innocent definition lol)
(yep, I just lewded this perfectly innocent definition lol)
by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian October 17, 2021
The most versatile phrase for when somebody thanks you but you: A) really don't care enough or B) there's not much else to say about it.
Internet User A: Omg thank you for writing this comment, it made my day!
Internet User B: Happy to help!
Internet User B: Happy to help!
by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian November 12, 2023
An umbrella term for two legumes of the cabbage family:
1) Napa Cabbage (used mainly for Kimchi)
2) Bok Choy
1) Napa Cabbage (used mainly for Kimchi)
2) Bok Choy
Person A: Hey do you want to buy some Chinese cabbage?
Person B: Ok but which Chinese cabbage?
Person A: Hmmmmmm, that's a good question 🤔🤔
Person B: Ok but which Chinese cabbage?
Person A: Hmmmmmm, that's a good question 🤔🤔
by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian February 14, 2021
The act of cringing at somebody who is deliberately aware of what makes you and most people cringe. They themselves may even cringe at it. Yet, that certain somebody continues to write an entire essay about it.
Journalist: Now before you start to cringe at the mere word 'tik tok', we did a meta-analysis of all tik toks published after covid-19 and found that a large portion of tik toks are actually more educational than the standard high school curriculum.
Me: Ugh, meta-cringe.
Me: Ugh, meta-cringe.
by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian April 02, 2021