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INTPs are probably one of the most innocent and dorky creatures ever to roam on this planet. But don't be fooled, under that dorky innocent guise is a very perceptive mind. They have an uncanny ability to acquire knowledge and insight from multiple different perspectives, something that many have trouble doing. Their mind is also a warehouse for storing all sorts of elaborate knowledge pertaining to a certain hobby, interest or field, hence they sometimes may be associated with the nerd/geek stereotype. INTPs are also known for having a very idiosyncratic sense of humor, which can be described as sarcastic, goofy, absurd and even dark. The way an INTP expresses love can also be idiosyncratic. For example, while they might not express love directly, it often gets expressed in more indirect ways such as offering to help with your homework or with your IT problems.
If you ever meet someone who's adorkable, humble and low-key intelligent, they're most likely an INTP.
If you ever meet someone who's adorkable, humble and low-key intelligent, they're most likely an INTP.
Friend 1: Dude have you ever met Emmy?
Friend 2: Yeah dude she's so adorkable and wholesome!
Friend 1: She's most definitely an INTP
Friend 2: Fo sure!
Friend 2: Yeah dude she's so adorkable and wholesome!
Friend 1: She's most definitely an INTP
Friend 2: Fo sure!
by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian March 24, 2022
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Jess: Hey wanna come over to Ben's place tonight? I hear he has a Disney Dad who's doing fun stuff
Taylor: Omg sure, sounds fun!
Taylor: Omg sure, sounds fun!
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Imagine liking bouncy, buxom, full-figured breasts, like ew. Flat ass and tits are MUCH more elegant looking (not too flat tho). Flat is justice.
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(Friend 1 invites Friend 2 over for the night)
Friend 2: Ewwww what is that smell on your pillow case??
Friend 1: Oh I tend to drool a lot so that's the smell of my saliva
Friend 2: Bruh......
Friend 2: Ewwww what is that smell on your pillow case??
Friend 1: Oh I tend to drool a lot so that's the smell of my saliva
Friend 2: Bruh......
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Get the Saliva mug.1) A term that initially had positive connotations but then became derogatory, and now it is mainly used ironically and vaguely in the same way as 'cringe' is.
2) Specifically refers to the idiocy of the Reddit hivemind. Whenever a horde of redditors attack someone because they like minecraft, that's when you'll know a reddit moment happened. The term is meant to be used by someone viewing the thread from outside (e.g. someone linking the thread from a discord GC).
2) Specifically refers to the idiocy of the Reddit hivemind. Whenever a horde of redditors attack someone because they like minecraft, that's when you'll know a reddit moment happened. The term is meant to be used by someone viewing the thread from outside (e.g. someone linking the thread from a discord GC).
Example 1a: You watch vtubers? That's a reddit moment tbh
Example 1b: You actually read through the entire terms of agreement? That's a reddit moment tbh
Example 2: Getting downvoted because you expressed an opinion that goes against the majority's opinion of a subreddit is a reddit moment.
Example 1b: You actually read through the entire terms of agreement? That's a reddit moment tbh
Example 2: Getting downvoted because you expressed an opinion that goes against the majority's opinion of a subreddit is a reddit moment.
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Despite its name, it originated in Canada. Like ketchup chips and other bizarrely awesome flavour combinations, pineapple on pizza is a Canadian thing.
Despite its name, it originated in Canada. Like ketchup chips and other bizarrely awesome flavour combinations, pineapple on pizza is a Canadian thing.
As a Canadian who grew up with Hawaiian pizza, I have to say it's the best thing ever. The way the pineapple mingles with the bacon is just *chef's kiss*
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Paul is a sexual deviant who likes to sandwich his dong against two lubed up dinner plates and perform a bit of an in-n-out.
Jenny is a sexual deviant who finds sexual pleasure only through wallowing in gooey filthy mud while naked.
Paul is a sexual deviant who likes to sandwich his dong against two lubed up dinner plates and perform a bit of an in-n-out.
Jenny is a sexual deviant who finds sexual pleasure only through wallowing in gooey filthy mud while naked.
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