by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian November 17, 2021
An older man of means who desires a younger woman, usually 18 to early 30s in age as a lover. He entices her loyalty and obedience with money and gifts.
Though virtually identical, a pay pig, however, is not a sugar daddy due to one minor difference: the young women is the one who has possession over the paypig instead of the other way around. Basically the female is either in an equal or greater position.
Though virtually identical, a pay pig, however, is not a sugar daddy due to one minor difference: the young women is the one who has possession over the paypig instead of the other way around. Basically the female is either in an equal or greater position.
by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian May 12, 2020
Another term for an e-girl.
Most likely an undergrad who does sex work in her dorm when her roommates are gone.
Often charges ridiculous prices because she knows that simps and gullible men alike will pay a fortune for anything.
Is often extremely sassy and self-absorbed (this is the second implied meaning of cunt in "cuntent").
Most likely an undergrad who does sex work in her dorm when her roommates are gone.
Often charges ridiculous prices because she knows that simps and gullible men alike will pay a fortune for anything.
Is often extremely sassy and self-absorbed (this is the second implied meaning of cunt in "cuntent").
E-girl: Heyyyy boo, I saw your post that you were interested in a custom video. I am willing to do $50/min. How does that sound to you?
Normal dude: Wtf, you think I'm a simp or smth?
E-girl: I don't need your attitude here. Clearly you don't deserve my valuable attention. Bye Felicia!
Normal dude: What an absolute cuntent creator.
Normal dude: Wtf, you think I'm a simp or smth?
E-girl: I don't need your attitude here. Clearly you don't deserve my valuable attention. Bye Felicia!
Normal dude: What an absolute cuntent creator.
by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian June 10, 2021
A vague phrase that apparently has lovey-dovey connotations. Flying sparks makes for a great screensaver or background to a music video w/ lyrics, but how it's supposed to allegorize love... I do not know. Recommended to say in a uwu voice.
by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian November 23, 2021
It's not just about the format. Old internet memes (circa 2006-2015) were generally less obnoxious, less obscene, less grotesque, less stupid, less deadpan, less political, and just generally more graceful and lighthearted. You never took them seriously, and they always made you smile or laugh (NOT smirk!)
Today's memes often leave you smirking rather than smiling or giggling, as the meme often plays with the more ironic, farce and brazen side of humour. This makes for a less "happy" experience as such. Certainly not something you'd be consuming/posting unironically, unlike nyan cat, animal advice, and lolcat memes.
Another difference between modern and old memes is the level of irony. Obviously memes of all kinds is not meant to be taken seriously, but most modern memes will add a layer of irony on top of a seemingly serious context to make it seem funny or silly. Old memes are just funny or silly by its very nature.
Old memes can be virtually understood by anyone of any demographic and the humour is often naturally communicated by the image. Modern memes tend to be too ambiguous to be understood correctly by everyone and the humour is specific to a certain demographic (i.e. Gen Z teenagers). Serious debriefing is required to understand most modern memes, even the ones with zero meaning.
Overall, old memes just had that quirky yet graceful charm that modern memes lack. Old memes rule, don't let anyone tell you otherwise (and if they do, they're probably a zoomer).
Today's memes often leave you smirking rather than smiling or giggling, as the meme often plays with the more ironic, farce and brazen side of humour. This makes for a less "happy" experience as such. Certainly not something you'd be consuming/posting unironically, unlike nyan cat, animal advice, and lolcat memes.
Another difference between modern and old memes is the level of irony. Obviously memes of all kinds is not meant to be taken seriously, but most modern memes will add a layer of irony on top of a seemingly serious context to make it seem funny or silly. Old memes are just funny or silly by its very nature.
Old memes can be virtually understood by anyone of any demographic and the humour is often naturally communicated by the image. Modern memes tend to be too ambiguous to be understood correctly by everyone and the humour is specific to a certain demographic (i.e. Gen Z teenagers). Serious debriefing is required to understand most modern memes, even the ones with zero meaning.
Overall, old memes just had that quirky yet graceful charm that modern memes lack. Old memes rule, don't let anyone tell you otherwise (and if they do, they're probably a zoomer).
Examples of old memes include:
-LOLcats
-Animal advice
-Rage comic memes (includes trollface)
-Bad luck brian
-Good guy steve
-Nyan cat
-Facepalm guy
-Feels guy
-Doge (semi-modern)
-Cartoon spiderman memes
-and much much more
-LOLcats
-Animal advice
-Rage comic memes (includes trollface)
-Bad luck brian
-Good guy steve
-Nyan cat
-Facepalm guy
-Feels guy
-Doge (semi-modern)
-Cartoon spiderman memes
-and much much more
by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian February 27, 2021
A very potent and empowering phrase that, when strongly communicated, will completely annihilate all forms of idiocy, nuisance and bullshit within one's proximity. Can be directed at a person, thing, text or AI.
Pornographic Popup Ads: *exist*
Me: Shut the fuck up
Stupid e-girl: Hey boo, buy my feet pics for $5!!!!
Me: Shut the fuck up
Me: Alexa, set desk lamp brightness to ten percent
Alexa: Got it, playing despacito
Me: Shut the fuck up
Some kid: *unironically necroposts on my 9 year old comment*
Me: Shut the fuck up
Me: Shut the fuck up
Stupid e-girl: Hey boo, buy my feet pics for $5!!!!
Me: Shut the fuck up
Me: Alexa, set desk lamp brightness to ten percent
Alexa: Got it, playing despacito
Me: Shut the fuck up
Some kid: *unironically necroposts on my 9 year old comment*
Me: Shut the fuck up
by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian April 20, 2021