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his-tree-on-ik · A personality disorder chiefly characterized by an insatiable and excessive desire to seek attention from others. They come off as highly sociable and extroverted and present themselves in an overly dramatic flirtatious manner. They become easily upset and resentful when they're not the center of attention.
Brad: Yo dude that hot chick over there is signalling me!
Chad: Be careful, that lady is known to have histrionic personality disorder. She'll sleep with any men she can find, but beware of her fits when you don't give her the attention she craves, which is virtually insatiable. Hence why everyone is ignoring her.
Chad: Be careful, that lady is known to have histrionic personality disorder. She'll sleep with any men she can find, but beware of her fits when you don't give her the attention she craves, which is virtually insatiable. Hence why everyone is ignoring her.
by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian November 4, 2021
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by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian March 11, 2022
Get the Aspic mug.Something that seems too good to be true, and turns out to be true, but also comes with lots of compromises and tradeoffs.
Mom: Hey kids guess what?!?! We're moving to a new house!!!
Everyone: Yay!!!!
Mom: With a swimming pool in our backyard!
Everyone: Yay!!!!
Mom: And a free hot tub!
Everyone: Yay!!!!
Mom: And it's well below our budget!
Child 1: Why do I feel like there's a big but coming...
Mom: BUUUUT-
Child 2: Uh oh
Mom: You guys have to share a bedroom
Child 1: Ah shit here we go again...
Everyone: Yay!!!!
Mom: With a swimming pool in our backyard!
Everyone: Yay!!!!
Mom: And a free hot tub!
Everyone: Yay!!!!
Mom: And it's well below our budget!
Child 1: Why do I feel like there's a big but coming...
Mom: BUUUUT-
Child 2: Uh oh
Mom: You guys have to share a bedroom
Child 1: Ah shit here we go again...
by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian June 2, 2020
Get the big but mug.The stupid ideological lens that most millennials look through nowadays. Most often expressed in the form of pessimistic sentiments such as "XXXX was a horrible year, I hope next year will be better". Ironically they say that for every year regardless, as they'll always find something horrible that happened.
The opposite of declinism is looking at the world through rose-tinted glasses. Both opposites are bad.
The correct view is to fully embrace in the good aspects while still acknowledging the bad.
The opposite of declinism is looking at the world through rose-tinted glasses. Both opposites are bad.
The correct view is to fully embrace in the good aspects while still acknowledging the bad.
After Trump became president at the end of 2016, it seems that the broad population of young American adults have slowly started adopting the view of declinism.
by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian April 6, 2021
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Jen: Yeah sure!!!
*sends picture of her naked body*
Jen: Hope this helps!
Me: Oh it helped alright...
Jen: Yeah sure!!!
*sends picture of her naked body*
Jen: Hope this helps!
Me: Oh it helped alright...
by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian January 24, 2020
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me: *trying really hard to study*
the kids living above me: *makes loud thumping noises*
me: f.........
the kids outside: *screaming and yelling*
me: fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck
the kids living above me: *makes loud thumping noises*
me: f.........
the kids outside: *screaming and yelling*
me: fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck
by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian January 8, 2022
Get the fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck mug.One of Elon Musks' first ventures after he became the CEO of Twitter. It's the first of many schemes to fuel his goal of monetizing Twitter and squeezing every last penny from it. It's a monthly (purported $8) subscription you pay to get premium Twitter features, which now includes being able to get the Blue Verified checkmark.
I would bet many people are getting Twitter Blue simply for the checkmark now, which completely nullifies its original purpose as a way of ensuring a well-known or honorable person's authenticity.
Basically, Twitter Blue is the equivalent to Discord Nitro, and the Verified checkmark would be demoted to the same function as having a Nitro badge, which means nothing other than the fact you bought their subscription.
I would bet many people are getting Twitter Blue simply for the checkmark now, which completely nullifies its original purpose as a way of ensuring a well-known or honorable person's authenticity.
Basically, Twitter Blue is the equivalent to Discord Nitro, and the Verified checkmark would be demoted to the same function as having a Nitro badge, which means nothing other than the fact you bought their subscription.
Thomas was a broke but renowned copyright-free music producer. After the events of Twitter Blue, he was furious to see his verified checkmark, something that took him ages to get, suddenly disappear. Thomas had never seen such bullshit before.
by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian November 3, 2022
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