Flat is justice

It's true though. Flat IS justice, anyone who says otherwise clearly doesn't get the appeal. And no I'm not trolling, I am for real. I don't care if not a single man in the world shares my preferences, flat is justice and that is a fact. This is my unwavering conviction til the day I die, so be it!!!
Imagine liking bouncy, buxom, full-figured breasts, like ew. Flat ass and tits are MUCH more elegant looking (not too flat tho). Flat is justice.
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INTP

INTPs are probably one of the most innocent and dorky creatures ever to roam on this planet. But don't be fooled, under that dorky innocent guise is a very perceptive mind. They have an uncanny ability to acquire knowledge and insight from multiple different perspectives, something that many have trouble doing. Their mind is also a warehouse for storing all sorts of elaborate knowledge pertaining to a certain hobby, interest or field, hence they sometimes may be associated with the nerd/geek stereotype. INTPs are also known for having a very idiosyncratic sense of humor, which can be described as sarcastic, goofy, absurd and even dark. The way an INTP expresses love can also be idiosyncratic. For example, while they might not express love directly, it often gets expressed in more indirect ways such as offering to help with your homework or with your IT problems.

If you ever meet someone who's adorkable, humble and low-key intelligent, they're most likely an INTP.
Friend 1: Dude have you ever met Emmy?

Friend 2: Yeah dude she's so adorkable and wholesome!
Friend 1: She's most definitely an INTP
Friend 2: Fo sure!
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2021

As with all recent years, 2021 was not a great year, far from it. But tbh it wasn't as bad as I thought it would be.

Some highlights, good and bad:
➡️ 2021 saw the release of several great video games including Little Nightmares II, Deltarune Chapter 2, Subnautica: Below Zero, It Takes Two, and Five Nights at Freddy's: Security Breach.
➡️ Disney & Pixar finally seemed to make a great comeback in 2021 with Encanto and Luca.
➡️ Among us references basically dominated 2021.
➡️ Covid restrictions began to loosen in some parts of the world.
➡️ 2021 saw the controversial birth of NFTs.
➡️ Zuckerberg's rebranding of FB into Meta and his dumb metaverse.
➡️ More covid variants appeared (delta and omicron).
➡️ As mentioned in another definition, social media is still more or less the same with cringey memes and tiktoks tailored to gen Z taste. Unfortunately not something that will go away soon. We will just have to ignore and move on.
➡️ And, well, the world... just continued being the world, with covid, violence, protests and natural disasters still happening like it has always been.

So overall, 2021 was a mixture of some bad stuff and also some good stuff, nothing surprising. But to me, the good and bad cancels out just enough to remember 2021 in a sliver of positive light. Just ever so slightly.
2021 was meh, but I'll take meh over bad anyday
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nudist

A girl (or guy) who habitually takes nudes of themselves is said to be a nudist. Often is obsessed with their body image to an excessive degree.

See also: thot or fuckboy
Girls on snapchat: *sends nudes every minute*

Me: will you ever stop being a nudist for once?? Get a life.
by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian December 18, 2019
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Content Creator

The definition above knows absolutely nothing of what they are saying. Content creation does NOT necessarily imply a profession. Content creators are simply someone who has the passion to create digital content of any medium. This could be anything from being a YouTube vlogger, a Twitch streamer, an animator, a fanfic writer, a food blogger, etc etc. They may do it purely as a hobby or as a paid profession. Sometimes, the hobby may turn into a profession once they secure a consistent fanbase.

Most new content creators ARE aware and concede to the fact that digital content creation is a form of precarious insecure work. However, they do it anyways because they are passionate about it. They don't ever expect it to replace a full-time job, but with persistent dedication and a growing fanbase, their passion might grow into a stable source of income. No need to throw shade at content creators just because you low-key envy it over your ho-hum office job.
YouTuber: "I'm a content creator."
Condescending Person: "Still struggling to hold down a job, then?"
YouTuber: "No, because I have 300K+ subscribers who enjoy my quality content and make around $30K-50K ad revenue yearly. So tell me about that office job of yours."
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Sirius XM

Some worthless music streaming service also dubbed "radio" that caters mainly towards middle-aged conservative Americans (i.e. none of those reading this definition).

I've noticed that many companies like to give away free Sirius XM subscriptions in exchange for trying out their products/services, but unless you're into classic rock or sports, it's worth absolutely nothing for those that fall outside its main demographic. Don't even think about trying it. Just use Spotify or Tidal.
Friend 1: Hey I bought a PS5 and they gave me 3 months of Sirius XM for free, you want it?
Friend 2: Ew no, that's like Spotify but for boomers
by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian November 13, 2023
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hi :)

Who knew such a simple word and smiley face could turn me on so much
Literally any girl on the internet: hi :)
Me: Fuck why did she say that, now I have a huge massive hard on

Also me: *breaks the 4th wall* yeah I know it's a 'me' problem
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