Slowed and reverb

A recent internet fad where people take existing songs, slow them down, and then apply reverb to it. They are often found on YouTube with millions of views. Basically, it is the inverse of the nightcore fad from a decade ago.

The main criticism with these two popular fads is that they take little to no effort to "produce", yet such videos gets a whopping millions of views. Meanwhile, the real talented folks who produce a legitimately amazing remix or cover gets only like 10K views at the very most. It is a gross misrepresentation of talent and, to be honest, quite cringe.

P.S. If one REALLY wants to contribute to this cheap fad, at least try to put in some effort and do it your own via audacity or FL Studio. Don't be lazy and resort to websites doing it for you, have some self-respect ok? I'll stop talking now and let future definitions say the rest.
Timothy, who got 5.6M views for his slowed and reverb version of the FNAF SB theme: "stonks"

DJ Dave, who got 5.6K views for his quality remix of the FNAF SB theme: *insert Thumbs Up Crying Cat meme*
by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian February 21, 2022
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Feet pics

Something that can be easily had for $0 through Google images, but apparently some very stupid dimwitted men insist to pay a hundred dollars for it.

Thanks to these boneheads, ordinary high school/college girls are now turning themselves into thots that sell feet pics to gullible men. They are also making people with foot fetishes look bad. This generation has really taken on a new low.
Random e-girl: Selling feet pics, freshly pedicured to your liking, DM me for the deets and prices! ๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜
Me: Oh pleas-
Random simp: I'LL TAKE TWO!!!!! ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜
Me: God dammit, I'm fucking dead.
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BreadTube

BreadTube (noun): A group of online content creators who produce videos about socialist politics, economics, and bread recipes. The term comes from the idea that these creators are producing content that is as essential to life as bread itself. BreadTubers are known for their love of puns, their disdain for capitalism, and their tendency to dress up like bread loaves in their videos. They often use elaborate metaphors involving bread and baking to explain complex political concepts, making their content accessible to even the most gluten-intolerant viewers. If you're looking to learn about Marxism and sourdough, BreadTube is the place to be.
Clarence: Say Arthur, have you have you ever heard of BreadTube? I keep hearing the young folks talking about it.

Arthur: Yes I have, Clarence. BreadTube is a group of online socialist content creators who produce videos about politics and bread recipes. Their videos are as essential to life as bread itself, or so they say.

Clarence: Hmm, I'm not sure I quite understand. What does socialism have to do with bread?

Arthur: Well, according to BreadTubers, the workers who produce bread should have control over the means of production. They argue that bread should be produced for the benefit of all, not just for the profit of a few. In other words, they want to seize the means of dough production.

Clarence: Seize the means of dough production? Ha! That's a good one. I don't think I'll be taking bread-making advice from a bunch of communists anytime soon.
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NFTs

A synonym for scientology and all the qualities associated with it.
Peer 1: Hey bro I just got into NFTs
Peer 2: Dude, why.
Peer 1: Wanna join too?
Peer 2: Hell no man I don't support scams
by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian February 12, 2022
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Happy to help

The most versatile phrase for when somebody thanks you but you: A) really don't care enough or B) there's not much else to say about it.
Internet User A: Omg thank you for writing this comment, it made my day!
Internet User B: Happy to help!
by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian November 12, 2023
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Anaclitic Therapy

Quite possibly one of the most bizarre forms of psychotherapy, anaclitic therapy was used to treat people (mostly adult men) with mommy or daddy issues. It involves a (typically female) therapist drugging the client with LSD, and once fully intoxicated, the client is encouraged to crawl between the legs of the therapist. This is to symbolize the rebirth of the person. The therapist would then tell the patient to sit on her lap and gently rock him, all while feeding him warm milk from a baby bottle. And remember, the client is tripping balls throughout this entire process. To this day, no one knows if those clients actually benefited from anaclitic therapy.
Todd is a grown up man in his early 30s who is still suffering from mommy issues from his childhood. After hearing his friend talk about a rare form of therapy (Anaclitic Therapy) and how it might help him with his troubled past, he was determined to find such a therapist. Completely unaware of the freakishness that was about to happen, Todd decided to schedule an appointment with this anaclitic therapist who resided in the countryside. After one therapy session, Todd came out and never looked at life the same again.
by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian November 16, 2019
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Webhook

That other definition didn't even try. First of all, technically speaking, a webhook is a means for an app or service to provide new information to third parties as some event occurs within it. For example, GitHub uses webhooks to allow users to integrate services and automate workflows. But that's not what I'm here to say.

Second of all, as far as I am concerned, webhooks are an absolute lie with regards to Discord. You'd think it's on the same level as AHK (Autohotkey) in terms of its ease of use and the endless possibilities you can do with it. Well, it's not. Discord basically tells you to go use webhooks if you want a feature that they don't offer (which is A LOT of features). Could you achieve it? Maybe, possibly, but never certainly. Was it worth the time and effort? Hell no.
Me: I want to post to multiple servers simultaneously.
Discord: Sorry we don't have this feature. But if you seriously want it, feel free to rely on webhooks.
Me: Bah humbug.
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