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A clear lacquer that dries to a smooth hard glossy finish. The term is applicable in many scopes (e.g. furniture), but it's mostly in reference to nail polishes.
When doing your nails, a glossy top coat isn't optional, it's absolutely mandatory!
When doing your nails, a glossy top coat isn't optional, it's absolutely mandatory!
Abigail: Hey girl how's it gā OMG was is that??
Jess: What is what?
Abigail: Your nails....
Jess: Yeah...? What about them?
Abigail: They glossyyy af š
Jess: Ohhhh, that's only because I used my ļ½ļ½ļ½ļ½ļ½ļ½ ļ½ļ½ļ½ ļ½ļ½ļ½ļ½
Abigail: OMGGGG I think I'm in love ššš
glossy top coat
Jess: What is what?
Abigail: Your nails....
Jess: Yeah...? What about them?
Abigail: They glossyyy af š
Jess: Ohhhh, that's only because I used my ļ½ļ½ļ½ļ½ļ½ļ½ ļ½ļ½ļ½ ļ½ļ½ļ½ļ½
Abigail: OMGGGG I think I'm in love ššš
glossy top coat
by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian October 17, 2021
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by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian July 1, 2022
Get the Content Creator mug.The definition is relatively straightforward. It means to orgasm without using your hands (or somebody else's). Not that hard to do honestly.
John got a hands free orgasm (HFO) from that lady across the street, or more specifically, he got head and busted his load.
Sarah gave his man a hands free orgasm by using her feet.
Really, there are endless ways of orgasming without the utilization of the metacarpus. Humping is one of 'em.
Sarah gave his man a hands free orgasm by using her feet.
Really, there are endless ways of orgasming without the utilization of the metacarpus. Humping is one of 'em.
by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian December 24, 2021
Get the Hands Free Orgasm mug.A rather pointless bastardization of the existing word "oh" (in the positive sense).
It practically has the same meaning as "ohh!", "ooo!", and "ooh!" (usually with more o's and/or h's attached), just that it's meant to sound more enthusiastic and pleasing, I guess. In the same fashion, "ou" is usually followed by more u's at the end, depending on how excited you want to sound.
Notes about usage: ou and omg (usually with many g's) convey about the same degree of zeal, and therefore can be swapped. The only difference is that omg sounds more fitting while ou sounds more cringe.
It practically has the same meaning as "ohh!", "ooo!", and "ooh!" (usually with more o's and/or h's attached), just that it's meant to sound more enthusiastic and pleasing, I guess. In the same fashion, "ou" is usually followed by more u's at the end, depending on how excited you want to sound.
Notes about usage: ou and omg (usually with many g's) convey about the same degree of zeal, and therefore can be swapped. The only difference is that omg sounds more fitting while ou sounds more cringe.
by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian June 16, 2022
Get the Ou mug.A severe psychological impairment that develops after playing hella too much Among Us. People who suffer from Among Us syndrome will start to become extremely distrusting of everyone around them, with delusions that somebody in the crowd is an imposter plotting to kill them. As the syndrome grows worse, their entire vocabulary will be reduced to one word: SUS.
It is highly recommended to see a therapist immediately, should a person contract this formidable syndrome.
It is highly recommended to see a therapist immediately, should a person contract this formidable syndrome.
Bob: Oh hey Mike! What's uā
Mike: GO AWAY BOB!! I KNOW YOU'RE THE IMPOSTER
Bob: What?! What are you even on about?
Mike: SHUT IT BOB, YOU SUS!!!!!
Bob: Jesus Mike you sound like you have Among Us syndrome, you seriously need to go see a therapist.
Mike: Ohhhh but that's what you want me to do, right? I bet the therapist is secretly an imposter waiting to kill me and you two are lovers working together. That's it I'm calling a meeting.
Bob: I... I have no words...
Mike: GO AWAY BOB!! I KNOW YOU'RE THE IMPOSTER
Bob: What?! What are you even on about?
Mike: SHUT IT BOB, YOU SUS!!!!!
Bob: Jesus Mike you sound like you have Among Us syndrome, you seriously need to go see a therapist.
Mike: Ohhhh but that's what you want me to do, right? I bet the therapist is secretly an imposter waiting to kill me and you two are lovers working together. That's it I'm calling a meeting.
Bob: I... I have no words...
by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian June 18, 2021
Get the Among Us syndrome mug.1) One of the main antagonists of Five Nights at Freddy's: Security Breach, who is a daycare attendant animatronic at Freddy Fazbear's Mega Pizzaplex. It is the alter-ego of Sundrop when the lights are off. Legit has the creepiest voice ever.
2) A very exquisite earphone brand based in China. Moondrop is quite popular in the Hi-Fi audio community for its budget and premium offerings such as the "Aria", "Starfield" and "Blessing 2". All of Moondrop's earphones have amazing sound quality that you won't find in the mainstream market. Also, all of their earphones comes inside an anime-themed packaging, which I find really unique.
2) A very exquisite earphone brand based in China. Moondrop is quite popular in the Hi-Fi audio community for its budget and premium offerings such as the "Aria", "Starfield" and "Blessing 2". All of Moondrop's earphones have amazing sound quality that you won't find in the mainstream market. Also, all of their earphones comes inside an anime-themed packaging, which I find really unique.
1) Sundrop: No- NO! Why would you do that? Lights on, lights on! I-I warned you- I WARNED YOU!
Moondrop: BAD CHILDREN MUST BE PUNISHED
Gregory: monkaS
2) Gregory: Do you know of any good wired earphones? My budget is below $50.
Freddy: Yes, you should definitely check out the Moondrop SSP, they go for $40. But if you wanna go even cheaper then I'd recommend the Moondrop Quarks for $13. You can buy them on Amazon or Aliexpress.
Gregory: Cool thanks!
Moondrop: BAD CHILDREN MUST BE PUNISHED
Gregory: monkaS
2) Gregory: Do you know of any good wired earphones? My budget is below $50.
Freddy: Yes, you should definitely check out the Moondrop SSP, they go for $40. But if you wanna go even cheaper then I'd recommend the Moondrop Quarks for $13. You can buy them on Amazon or Aliexpress.
Gregory: Cool thanks!
by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian February 13, 2022
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Website owner Mark Marek claims that this site allegedly "helps" people from commiting suicide, but we all know this is complete utter BS. The real audience of bestgore are sadists who're morbidly curious to an extreme degree. If the everyday Timmy stumbled upon such a site, these videos would most likely send them through a downward spiral of depression or PTSD. Marek may come up with the counterargument that these videos combat propaganda and promote freedom of the press, but this is irrelevant and does not negate the fact that looking at such macabre content takes a toll on mental health.
Thank fuck the owner finally decided to shut down the site just last year on Nov 15 2020, though, there are serious fans who have begun archiving all the macabre content on the site.
Website owner Mark Marek claims that this site allegedly "helps" people from commiting suicide, but we all know this is complete utter BS. The real audience of bestgore are sadists who're morbidly curious to an extreme degree. If the everyday Timmy stumbled upon such a site, these videos would most likely send them through a downward spiral of depression or PTSD. Marek may come up with the counterargument that these videos combat propaganda and promote freedom of the press, but this is irrelevant and does not negate the fact that looking at such macabre content takes a toll on mental health.
Thank fuck the owner finally decided to shut down the site just last year on Nov 15 2020, though, there are serious fans who have begun archiving all the macabre content on the site.
>be me, age 13
>scrolling through the deep depths of 4chan
>sees random URL titled bestgore .com
>my curious mind clicks on URL
>sees a video of a dead teenage girl with her entire body impaled on a roasting spit
>closes browser
>deletes system32
>throws computer out of the window
>scrolling through the deep depths of 4chan
>sees random URL titled bestgore .com
>my curious mind clicks on URL
>sees a video of a dead teenage girl with her entire body impaled on a roasting spit
>closes browser
>deletes system32
>throws computer out of the window
by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian November 4, 2021
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