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Definitions by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian

Rutracker 

A very good Russian torrenting site for software and games. It is way better than TPB and most other popular english torrenting sites. Not many people from outside Russia will know about rutracker, but the ones who do (and now) know are in for a gem.

It has an extensive catalogue of quality torrents (more than TPB), reliable 24/7 seeders, a large user-backed contributor base, and is always up-to-date with the latest software/games. The torrenting site is also very long-running too, dating back to the early-2000s. I gotta hand it to the Russians, they really do provide the good stuff.
Lyon: Hey dude where can I find "XYZ" software for free?
Tony: Have you tried looking at torrents?
Lyon: Yeah I tried searching on TPB and found nothing but scam torrents. I tried other torrenting sites and also nothing.
Tony: Oh you're looking in the wrong places, you won't find much on TPB, especially new stuff.

Lyon: Then where?
Tony: Try rutracker.org, you'll have to translate it though
Lyon: WTF, this site has literally everything! How did I not discover this earlier....
Tony: You're welcome 😉

Limousine 

Something that you'd only want to ride in to hard flex (i.e. limo renting). They give off associations of crime, as all those stereotypical gangs/mafias always ride in some sort of fancy limousine.
"Hey wanna help me pay off a limousine? We can share the ownership"
"Uhhh hell naw man, I'd much rather buy a Tesla"
Oxford definition: relating to the properties of things mentioned in an assertion or expression, rather than to the assertion or expression itself.
Friend 1: Hey look up the definition of dere
Friend 2: Ok
*one second later*
Friend 2: Wat

Index-Pinky Scratch 

The index-pinky scratch is a ball scratching technique that involves only using your index and pinky finger to scratch your ballsack. Using the hand that you pee with, you fold the middle & ring finger downwards, leaving only the index, pinky and thumb sticking out. Then you reach for the bottom of your ballsack and start dragging your index and pinky upwards, slowly and intensely. This method targets the itchy area much more effectively with needle-like precision. Note that this only works best with moderate-long nails.
I used the index-pinky scratch technique to soothe my itchy balls and have never felt better.

Organic Chemistry 

C'mon guys it's not that bad! Learning the chemical composition of organic molecules is interesting. I mean, who wouldn't want to draw the structural formula of a molecule given its IUPAC name?? Okay maybe i'm just a nerd but still...
Nobody:
Me: OMG YASS! Organic chemistry, my favorite class of the day!
Classmate: Ur weird bro

Bite of 87 

When ur about to eat your burger, sandwich, pizza etc but your friend asks if they could take a bite, so you hand it to them and they take one giant ass bite out of it
Friend 1: *about to eat burger*
Friend 2: Can I take a bite bro?
Friend 1: Sure, but just one bite *hands over burger*

Friend 2: *hands back burger with a huge ass bite mark*
Friend 1: Dude....... I thought you were just gonna eat a small portion, not take a damn bite of 87!!

Gender Studies

1) A university program that the public hates, is deemed a waste of taxpayer money, and is extremely popular amongst the young female demographic.
2) (adj.) used to describe any program that you hate.
3) What everyone who is a fan of dream SMP will take in college.
1) "Gender studies has no business in universities, because it is an ideology not a science" - everyone
2) I took digital humanities expecting it to be a breeze but instead got a full-blown history lesson. It was absolutely gender studies!
3) I asked everyone in DreamNotFound's chat what they wanted to do in college/uni and they all replied 'gender studies'. I ALT+F4'd the stream immediately.