Paan

Paan is a stimulant that is widely consumed throughout the southeastern parts of Asia. It is made from areca nut wrapped around betel leaves (these plants are only grown in southeastern Asia). Similar to chewing tobacco, it is consumed through chewing the leaves which produces a juice that is either swallowed or spat out. Interesting though, the juice being spat out is a bloody red color.
Dudebro 1: Ey yo, you got some Paan?

Dudebro 2: Nah fam, but you can go ask those Betel nut beauties down the street
by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian November 19, 2020
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Intimate Partner Violence

Something that only animals engage in. If you engage in Intimate Partner Violence (IPV), you are considered an animal. And that's not a compliment.
Me, to my bro: Did you just commit Intimate Partner Violence?

Bro: Yeah lol

Me: You fucking animal.
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sus as fuck

"You see red over there? He looks sus as fuck. Better run 'fore he grabs you into a vent."
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Femtopenis

An infinitesimally small penis. It is even smaller than a picopenis, let alone a nanopenis. It's so small that not even a magnifying glass is enough to see it. The only possible way to view a femtopenis is through an electron microscope.
It's a commonly accepted fact that Putin has a femtopenis.
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UD du jour

UD du jour

Alternative phrase for "Urban Dictionary word of the day"
Hey, wasn't "UD du jour" the UD du jour just a month ago?
Yeah, I guess the staff are getting lazier
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Pinterest

Probably one of the most wholesome media sites ever created.

It's basically an aggregator of pictures centered around your hobbies and interests, whether that be bedroom decor ideas, nail art inspiration, or food recipes. Because it is mainly centered around images, there is little emphasis on user discussions (though you do have the ability to comment). There is also little to no emphasis on networking. I think both of these factors—along with it appealing more to females—contribute to the peaceful and wholesome nature of Pinterest.
After a day of browsing shitposts and idiotic discussion threads on X formerly Twitter, I decided to hop on Pinterest for some soothing eye bleach.
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