Definitions by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian
Glossy taco
The act of taking a hard taco shell, coating it with thicc layer of glossy top coat, and then inserting one's wood into the shell and fucking it until completion. The glossy top coat helps protect the taco shell from rupturing due to the sheer force of fucking, and the smooth coating decreases friction. Feels especially good when wet or lubed.
No girl wanted to hook up with me today so I bought myself some hard taco shells, a bottle of glossy top coat, and did the glossy taco.
(yep, I just lewded this perfectly innocent definition lol)
(yep, I just lewded this perfectly innocent definition lol)
Glossy taco by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian October 17, 2021
glossy top coat
A clear lacquer that dries to a smooth hard glossy finish. The term is applicable in many scopes (e.g. furniture), but it's mostly in reference to nail polishes.
When doing your nails, a glossy top coat isn't optional, it's absolutely mandatory!
When doing your nails, a glossy top coat isn't optional, it's absolutely mandatory!
Abigail: Hey girl how's it g— OMG was is that??
Jess: What is what?
Abigail: Your nails....
Jess: Yeah...? What about them?
Abigail: They glossyyy af 😍
Jess: Ohhhh, that's only because I used my ｇｌｏｓｓｙ ｔｏｐ ｃｏａｔ
Abigail: OMGGGG I think I'm in love 😍😍😍
glossy top coat
Jess: What is what?
Abigail: Your nails....
Jess: Yeah...? What about them?
Abigail: They glossyyy af 😍
Jess: Ohhhh, that's only because I used my ｇｌｏｓｓｙ ｔｏｐ ｃｏａｔ
Abigail: OMGGGG I think I'm in love 😍😍😍
glossy top coat
glossy top coat by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian October 17, 2021
Pronoun trolling
Pronoun trolling is when you deliberately deceive someone into calling you by the wrong pronouns, and then afterwards you pretend to feel all attacked n shit. Usually works best in real life, especially around with friend groups as they all know your real pronouns.
Nevel: What are your pronouns by the way?
Allie: My pronouns are he/him!
Nevel: Oh okay cool
*later in a conversation with her friends*
Nevel: Hey!
Kate: Oh hi
Sarah: You must be Allie's class partner!
Nevel: Yeah! He'll be here any minute.
Sarah: Um, did you just call Allie a 'he'?
Nevel: Yes, those are his pronouns right?
Kate: Is this like funny to you? Allie's pronouns are she/her, how do you not know that?
Nevel: To be fair, I would've assumed Allie's pronouns were she/her, but she told me—
Allie: HEY! Sorry I'm late
Sarah: Nevel apparently thinks your pronouns are he/him
Allie: Haha what? I literally just told Nevel my pronouns were she/her.
Nevel: Uhhhhh, but
Kate: That's kind of cringe Nevel, tee bee aitch....
Allie: Yeah I personally feel attacked, I hope you realize that Nevel.
Nevel: I am sorry...? I'm a bit confused because I could have sworn you told me that your—
Kate: Ahahahahaha we're just messin' with you! Allie loves pronoun trolling a lot.
Nevel: Oh, ahaha, that was totally not embarrassing at all.... *nervous laughs*
Allie: My pronouns are he/him!
Nevel: Oh okay cool
*later in a conversation with her friends*
Nevel: Hey!
Kate: Oh hi
Sarah: You must be Allie's class partner!
Nevel: Yeah! He'll be here any minute.
Sarah: Um, did you just call Allie a 'he'?
Nevel: Yes, those are his pronouns right?
Kate: Is this like funny to you? Allie's pronouns are she/her, how do you not know that?
Nevel: To be fair, I would've assumed Allie's pronouns were she/her, but she told me—
Allie: HEY! Sorry I'm late
Sarah: Nevel apparently thinks your pronouns are he/him
Allie: Haha what? I literally just told Nevel my pronouns were she/her.
Nevel: Uhhhhh, but
Kate: That's kind of cringe Nevel, tee bee aitch....
Allie: Yeah I personally feel attacked, I hope you realize that Nevel.
Nevel: I am sorry...? I'm a bit confused because I could have sworn you told me that your—
Kate: Ahahahahaha we're just messin' with you! Allie loves pronoun trolling a lot.
Nevel: Oh, ahaha, that was totally not embarrassing at all.... *nervous laughs*
Pronoun trolling by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian October 15, 2021
Femboy
1) A meme.
2a) A young lad who (regardless of gender identity and sex orientation) genuinely appreciates and has a taste for feminine fashion and beauty. A femboy has essentially internalized these feminine interests and appropriated it for their own self-expression. Femboys may find huge interest in makeup, feminine clothing, and nail polishes. Femboys may also be fond of other girly stuff like knitting, shōjo manga or boy bands. You can tell that somebody is a femboy when they are equally as zealous (or knowledgable) about the feminine interest as a typical girl would be.
2b) The term also extends to behaviours and mannerisms that are feminine in nature, though this is not required to be labelled as a femboy.
3) Me.
2a) A young lad who (regardless of gender identity and sex orientation) genuinely appreciates and has a taste for feminine fashion and beauty. A femboy has essentially internalized these feminine interests and appropriated it for their own self-expression. Femboys may find huge interest in makeup, feminine clothing, and nail polishes. Femboys may also be fond of other girly stuff like knitting, shōjo manga or boy bands. You can tell that somebody is a femboy when they are equally as zealous (or knowledgable) about the feminine interest as a typical girl would be.
2b) The term also extends to behaviours and mannerisms that are feminine in nature, though this is not required to be labelled as a femboy.
3) Me.
As a cis femboy I love to paint my nails, not because other guys are doing it, and not because of any fad, but because I genuinely like it. It makes my hands look sooo pretty and it helps me express myself better. Plus, I can finally have something relatable when I talk to a girl, haha.
Femboy by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian October 12, 2021
Well to be fair
Someone: Why are there so many stupid people in the world?? Like seriously, anyone below an IQ of 50 honestly should just die.
Me: Well to be fair, they are human beings after all, and all human beings should be treated with respect. It's not like they did something wrong.
Me: Well to be fair, they are human beings after all, and all human beings should be treated with respect. It's not like they did something wrong.
Well to be fair by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian October 9, 2021
Classical Conditioning
A very primal and potent form of instinctive behavioral learning. This is innate in humans and animals of all kind (including fish, worms, etc). Classical conditioning forms the reason and basis for all unhealthy addictions and fetishes.
In an Orwellian type of situation, one could theoretically take over the world if they could classical condition their citizens (in fact, megacorporations are already doing it right now via advertisements).
In an Orwellian type of situation, one could theoretically take over the world if they could classical condition their citizens (in fact, megacorporations are already doing it right now via advertisements).
The teacher played the exact same song every time we took a quiz. I now hate that song thanks to classical conditioning.
Even though I ate dinner, I started craving for a burger after watching a Wendy's commercial, all thanks to classical conditioning.
After seeing all these hot bikini girls in a beer commercial, brad suddenly felt the desire to crack open a cold one, all thanks to classical conditioning.
You could very well get turned on by a fire hydrant all thanks to classical conditioning.
Even though I ate dinner, I started craving for a burger after watching a Wendy's commercial, all thanks to classical conditioning.
After seeing all these hot bikini girls in a beer commercial, brad suddenly felt the desire to crack open a cold one, all thanks to classical conditioning.
You could very well get turned on by a fire hydrant all thanks to classical conditioning.
Classical Conditioning by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian October 7, 2021
horngry
When your body suddenly decides that you're horny and it makes you really angery. The anger is due to your mind not agreeing with your body.
I was just having a normal day until my body suddenly decides to have a boner. Now I am filled with the desire to open 30 tabs of porn, yet at the same time I really don't want to. I guess you could say that I'm horngry.
horngry by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian October 6, 2021