Definitions by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian
Denial slut
1) A derogatory term that refers to a girl who denies being a slut, despite obviously engaging in slutty behaviour.
2) Also may refer to someone who chronically denies about things in general (i.e. feigning innocence).
3) (Rarely) A girl or guy who denies themselves of orgasm.
2) Also may refer to someone who chronically denies about things in general (i.e. feigning innocence).
3) (Rarely) A girl or guy who denies themselves of orgasm.
Sarah: I caught cassie looking through my nudes and she insists on saying that it wasn't her, what a denial slut.
Denial slut by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian November 3, 2021
Netflix Original
A movie or TV series that is exclusively released on Netflix.
I haven't watched much Netflix Originals, but I would think its production is on the cheaper side. Only exceptions to this are the Marvel Netflix series.
I haven't watched much Netflix Originals, but I would think its production is on the cheaper side. Only exceptions to this are the Marvel Netflix series.
Ignore what I said above, Netflix Originals can be really good (most are), but I personally just want to believe that they're bad.
Netflix Original by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian October 31, 2021
Ear Licking
Let me rephrase my previous definition differently and more sensibly:
While ear licking is technically a form of ASMR, ear licking should NOT be associated with ASMR. Why?
It's money-grabbing publicity material. Suggestive stuff always gets more attention than non-suggestive stuff. This changes the dominant representation of ASMR from something non-sexual to something lewd. Now don't get me wrong, ASMR can be suggestive/erotic, but that is not at all representative of the true purpose of ASMR (which is to relax and give you tingles). Such content should be on pornhub, NOT twitch. It is truly heartbreaking to see newcomers being deterred away from ASMR because of the ear licking, when in reality ASMR stands for so much more.
It is exactly like toxic Rick & Morty fans who give off a bad impression of that show when in reality it is such a great show.
It is exactly like the people who shit on Fortnite when it's actually not that bad of a game.
It is exactly like people who boycott Papa John's because of its kooky CEO when in reality their pizza is really good.
Do I need to come up with more analogies?
Also let's be honest, the sound of somebody's wet tongue dragging across the mic is generally revolting to hear. If you genuinely like ear licking, then good for you I guess, but please know and understand that ear licking is destroying the dignity and reputation of ASMR, day by day. There are endless tales of people who hate ASMR because all they knew of it was ear licking.
While ear licking is technically a form of ASMR, ear licking should NOT be associated with ASMR. Why?
It's money-grabbing publicity material. Suggestive stuff always gets more attention than non-suggestive stuff. This changes the dominant representation of ASMR from something non-sexual to something lewd. Now don't get me wrong, ASMR can be suggestive/erotic, but that is not at all representative of the true purpose of ASMR (which is to relax and give you tingles). Such content should be on pornhub, NOT twitch. It is truly heartbreaking to see newcomers being deterred away from ASMR because of the ear licking, when in reality ASMR stands for so much more.
It is exactly like toxic Rick & Morty fans who give off a bad impression of that show when in reality it is such a great show.
It is exactly like the people who shit on Fortnite when it's actually not that bad of a game.
It is exactly like people who boycott Papa John's because of its kooky CEO when in reality their pizza is really good.
Do I need to come up with more analogies?
Also let's be honest, the sound of somebody's wet tongue dragging across the mic is generally revolting to hear. If you genuinely like ear licking, then good for you I guess, but please know and understand that ear licking is destroying the dignity and reputation of ASMR, day by day. There are endless tales of people who hate ASMR because all they knew of it was ear licking.
▼The chat of an ASMR twitch stream▼
DadudeBro: I am so relaxed rn, thanks
Hoss382950: Hello
KingJeff7: *abruptly comes in* Y'ALL ARE SICK PEOPLE FOR LIKING ASMR!!!
DadudeBro: @KingJeff7 no u
CHR0NICBE4ST: @KingJeff7 How? What did asmr ever do to you?
KingJeff7: Bruh I aint gonna listen to some girl licking the fuckin mic
CHR0NICBE4ST: Please pay attention to this stream, do you see any ear licking? Also, I think you got the wrong impression of ASMR. Look up "Virtual Barbershop" on Youtube and go watch the first video. Now THAT is real asmr.
DadudeBro: Yeah what CHR0NICBE4ST said. Additionally, go look up ASMRtists such as Gentle Whispering, Heather Feather, ASMRmagic, Gibi ASMR and Ephemeral Rift. Those are people who make actual ASMR. If you think ASMR is just ear licking and mukbang, then you are heavily misguided.
KingJeff7: I don't care, still cringey ass shit.
MOD Jadee_17: "KingJeff7 has been banned."
DadudeBro: PETTHEMODS
totally_newb: PETTHEMODS
Heckerboi97: PETTHEMODS
DadudeBro: I am so relaxed rn, thanks
Hoss382950: Hello
KingJeff7: *abruptly comes in* Y'ALL ARE SICK PEOPLE FOR LIKING ASMR!!!
DadudeBro: @KingJeff7 no u
CHR0NICBE4ST: @KingJeff7 How? What did asmr ever do to you?
KingJeff7: Bruh I aint gonna listen to some girl licking the fuckin mic
CHR0NICBE4ST: Please pay attention to this stream, do you see any ear licking? Also, I think you got the wrong impression of ASMR. Look up "Virtual Barbershop" on Youtube and go watch the first video. Now THAT is real asmr.
DadudeBro: Yeah what CHR0NICBE4ST said. Additionally, go look up ASMRtists such as Gentle Whispering, Heather Feather, ASMRmagic, Gibi ASMR and Ephemeral Rift. Those are people who make actual ASMR. If you think ASMR is just ear licking and mukbang, then you are heavily misguided.
KingJeff7: I don't care, still cringey ass shit.
MOD Jadee_17: "KingJeff7 has been banned."
DadudeBro: PETTHEMODS
totally_newb: PETTHEMODS
Heckerboi97: PETTHEMODS
Ear Licking by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian October 31, 2021
Free radical
1) An uncharged molecule that causes chaos and disorder to your body's cells
2) Same concept, but applied to a person or group
2) Same concept, but applied to a person or group
1) Yo dawg I just made some deep fried bacon-wrapped candy apples, you want some?
Bro you crazy? I don't want no free radicals in my body!
2) The party was chill until those free radicals showed up and wreaked havoc
Bro you crazy? I don't want no free radicals in my body!
2) The party was chill until those free radicals showed up and wreaked havoc
Free radical by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian October 31, 2021
iPhone 12
If the iPhone 5S (2013) and the iPhone 11 (2019) had a baby, their baby would be the iPhone 12. There is nothing amazing nor abominable to say about the 12. The usual caveats are present (e.g. higher price), but the sharp and squared-off sides is quite a nice refreshing design choice in my opinion.
Oh, and this is the first iPhone to feature magsafe charging which, more importantly, means that your iPhone is magnetic and you can stick it onto any magnetic surface. Why? Because magnets, man!
Oh, and this is the first iPhone to feature magsafe charging which, more importantly, means that your iPhone is magnetic and you can stick it onto any magnetic surface. Why? Because magnets, man!
Can your iPhone do this? *takes X-ray photo with the OnePlus 8 Pro*
No, but it can do this *sticks iPhone 12 onto a giant magnet*
Oh shit, that is kinda cool tbh.
(this example is /s )
No, but it can do this *sticks iPhone 12 onto a giant magnet*
Oh shit, that is kinda cool tbh.
(this example is /s )
iPhone 12 by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian October 31, 2021
iPhone 7
Lloyd: I miss old Apple, back when they made quality devices like the iphone 7.
Me: You mean Satan? The first iPhone without the headphone jack? Are you high bro?
Lloyd: Idk man, I'm not familiar with any iPhone older than the 7
Me: *Sigh*
Me: You mean Satan? The first iPhone without the headphone jack? Are you high bro?
Lloyd: Idk man, I'm not familiar with any iPhone older than the 7
Me: *Sigh*
iPhone 7 by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian October 31, 2021
LG phone
The person below is an absolute idiot and doesn't know what they're talking about. LG produced some of the best Android phones and were hella underrated. They never settled for mediocrity, their phones always included the best and latest tech. They were the first ones to up the display resolution on smartphones from Full HD (1080p) to Quad HD (1440p). They had some of the best cameras on a smartphone. They still kept the headphone jack despite Apple and other companies removing them. They were also generally innovative and tried out new ideas, unlike Apple.
And if you still must insist that LG phones are shit, well then good news for you because they officially stopped making smartphones in April 2021.
RIP LG phones 2009-2021, the world hardly even knew or appreciated ya.
And if you still must insist that LG phones are shit, well then good news for you because they officially stopped making smartphones in April 2021.
RIP LG phones 2009-2021, the world hardly even knew or appreciated ya.
Wee Todd: LG phones are shit.
Me: How so?
Wee Todd: Their emojis look ugly
Me: ....that's it? That's your reason? You're a special kind of stupid aren't you.
Me: How so?
Wee Todd: Their emojis look ugly
Me: ....that's it? That's your reason? You're a special kind of stupid aren't you.
LG phone by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian October 31, 2021