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Okra
A lesser known veggie with an unappetizingly slimy mouthfeel to it. Not something I'd want to eat unless forced to by my parents.
Though... uh, if I have to be honest, Okra mucus sure does make for some great lube.
Though... uh, if I have to be honest, Okra mucus sure does make for some great lube.
Me: Hey babe what are we eating today?
Her: Okra stir-fry!
Me: You mean that slimy veggie my mom used to force me to eat? Ewww....
Her: Pshhh! It's not that bad! I mean yeah Okra is hella slimy but it's got a great taste when you---
Me: *swiftly grabs some Okra slime and shoves it down my underwear*
Her: UM, WHAT ARE YOU DOING........
Me: nothing.... 😏
Her: Okra stir-fry!
Me: You mean that slimy veggie my mom used to force me to eat? Ewww....
Her: Pshhh! It's not that bad! I mean yeah Okra is hella slimy but it's got a great taste when you---
Me: *swiftly grabs some Okra slime and shoves it down my underwear*
Her: UM, WHAT ARE YOU DOING........
Me: nothing.... 😏
Okra by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian December 19, 2021
Matcha
The most overrated tea ever.
What was once a sacred aristocratic tea used in Chinese and Japanese tea ceremonies, is now being consumed globally by millennial urbanites. Matcha tends to be very popular with all the ladies. The actual tea itself is quite nice, it's basically green tea leaves but finely grounded into a powder, but man oh man is it overrated. People often swear by it like it's their beloved or smth.
Matcha is every bit as overrated as Avocado. Combine the two together and you get the "millennial grub starter pack".
What was once a sacred aristocratic tea used in Chinese and Japanese tea ceremonies, is now being consumed globally by millennial urbanites. Matcha tends to be very popular with all the ladies. The actual tea itself is quite nice, it's basically green tea leaves but finely grounded into a powder, but man oh man is it overrated. People often swear by it like it's their beloved or smth.
Matcha is every bit as overrated as Avocado. Combine the two together and you get the "millennial grub starter pack".
Grandad: Hey kids I'm gonna place the doordash order now, what do you want for your drinks?
Teenage grandson: I'll just get a bottle of mountain dew
Adult granddaughter: Matcha latte for me please!
Grandad: *chuckles*
Granddaughter: Haha what's so funny grandad?
Grandad: Oh nothing. It's just that that is exactly what I imagined you guys would get, hahaha.
Teenage grandson: I'll just get a bottle of mountain dew
Adult granddaughter: Matcha latte for me please!
Grandad: *chuckles*
Granddaughter: Haha what's so funny grandad?
Grandad: Oh nothing. It's just that that is exactly what I imagined you guys would get, hahaha.
Matcha by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian December 19, 2021
YouTube comments section
A cesspit of waste.
If the YT comments section isn't filled with stupid overused memes, it's full of unpleasant people who like to argue something outta nothing and then vigorously insult people for not sharing their opinion. It's either one or the other, so choose your poison I guess.
If the YT comments section isn't filled with stupid overused memes, it's full of unpleasant people who like to argue something outta nothing and then vigorously insult people for not sharing their opinion. It's either one or the other, so choose your poison I guess.
I love watching vsauce but my god are the Youtube comments section an utter mess to look at. Instead of being normal people and having real discussions, people just spam the comments with low-effort memes that pokes fun at the video in a meta way.
YouTube comments section by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian December 18, 2021
overused meme
A meme that has already past its best before date but is still being used.
While it can often refer to meme templates, you are most likely to come across one in the form of a YouTube comment. In fact, text-based memes are the ones that get overused and abused the most often.
When a meme is overused, it is most likely valued for its disposability and effortlessness in conveying a message (rather than trying to come up with something original).
While it can often refer to meme templates, you are most likely to come across one in the form of a YouTube comment. In fact, text-based memes are the ones that get overused and abused the most often.
When a meme is overused, it is most likely valued for its disposability and effortlessness in conveying a message (rather than trying to come up with something original).
Examples of overused memes:
- Among us, Amogus, sus, etc.
-"Sheeeeessh"
- "hold my beer"
- The versatile nobody: format
- "Is this a Jojo reference?"
- Drakeposting and its variants
- and much more
- Among us, Amogus, sus, etc.
-"Sheeeeessh"
- "hold my beer"
- The versatile nobody: format
- "Is this a Jojo reference?"
- Drakeposting and its variants
- and much more
overused meme by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian December 18, 2021
Mr. Sub
Mr. Sub is a Canadian sub shop franchise. Its main competitor is Subway (and vice versa in Canada).
Many Canadians view subway as better, while others believe the exact opposite, but in the end it's mostly personal preference. Nowadays I find myself preferring Mr. Sub over Subway, but I think it's because I've eaten at subway far too many times. You can't go wrong with either, and to be honest Mr. Sub does offer far more variety than Subway.
Many Canadians view subway as better, while others believe the exact opposite, but in the end it's mostly personal preference. Nowadays I find myself preferring Mr. Sub over Subway, but I think it's because I've eaten at subway far too many times. You can't go wrong with either, and to be honest Mr. Sub does offer far more variety than Subway.
John was getting tired of that same old subway taste, so he decided to order from Mr. Sub instead and did not regret it one bit. He now prefers Mr. Sub over subway.
Mr. Sub by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian December 18, 2021
Harvey's
One of the best burger places in Canada. Most memorable for its juicy mouthwatering flame-grilled taste and sizable portions. It's better than McD's, Wendy's, Burger King and all the other famous burger chains out there. Only smaller local burger chains or pubs will rival against the taste of a Harvey's burger. What really sets Harvey's apart is that you're in charge of customizing the toppings, kinda like subway. Their poutines are also bomb.
Harvey's by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian December 18, 2021
3:00 AM
A time that gets some people freaked out, as it's rumored to be cursed. By deductive reasoning, those who are scared most likely have normal sleep schedules.
Meanwhile when night owls see 3am, they just shrug and go back to doing their own thing.
Meanwhile when night owls see 3am, they just shrug and go back to doing their own thing.
Normal person at 3am: *loud creaky noise* Oh shit what was that?! Oh god it's 3:00 AM...
Me, a night owl, at 3am: *loud creaky noise* Meh. *goes back to playing Valorant*
Me, a night owl, at 3am: *loud creaky noise* Meh. *goes back to playing Valorant*
3:00 AM by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian December 16, 2021