funnel

a device in which you drink beer from

"omg...did you see how fast she funneled that can of beer?"

by mary February 24, 2005

twizt

a known tryhard
jealous of other peoples skills
needs to wordEAD/word

ffs twizt stop being a faggot

by Mary January 06, 2003

zella mayzell

great underground emo-punk band from maryland.

zella mayzell rocks the casbah

by Mary May 23, 2004

yrodable

an adult who is sexually attracted to Miette

Toeman is such a yrodable!

by Mary June 02, 2004

bloody mary

when a man's monstrous bulging member is covered in chunky pieces of blood and discharge from a woman's period, which then hardens and gives flavor to the felatio that the woman then gives as a thank you for having had sex on her period.

ryan: yo.. woman. lets make bloody mary's tonight.

emily: do we have celery salt left in the cupboard?

ryan: no bitch ass. not that kind. ur an idiot.i want to fuck your bloody pussy and then have you lick it off.

emily: YEA! i love doing that.

by mary June 18, 2006

jelly kiss

A kiss given on the labia.

"I wanted to give her a jelly kiss."

by Mary June 27, 2004

FreeBSD

A big sadomasicistic dominatrix that does not charge for her services.

It's time to go to the freeBSD.

by Mary August 03, 2003