cockranger

A cockranger is a someone or something that shoots giant dildos with his magic bow of gayness,usually while playing the game known as dungeons and dragons.

rob:sweet!i just rolled a 29.what happens?
elf:you destroy the magic dragon with your magic bow you cockranging son of a bitch.
rob:um cool....I think.
elf:you silly cockranger.

by Earl(The Snake)White July 29, 2008

cockwrangler

A person who for a job or pleasure grapples errect peni and beats them into submission

James: Holy shit, that dudes dick is hanging out!

Fanny: ALL their dicks are hanging out

Sally: Someone call a cockwrangler!

by Jade Lotus July 26, 2005

cockbadger

A male or female who persistently persues the male member, despite their attentions being unwanted.

She's a moose.
I know, I can't get rid of the cockbadger.

by manta July 30, 2003

cockmonger

someone that cant get enough cock

Scott Burrill is the biggest cockmonger this side of the mississippi

by scott burrill December 9, 2003

Cockmander

A man who commands cocks with an iron fist.

Man that guy can control his cock like there's no tommorrow, he is one of the best cockmanders iv'e ever seen.

by Toxic Rage December 3, 2004

Cockdragger

A male boogieboarder who hangs out at surf spots instead of at boogie board spots and tries to yell people off waves. Twatdragger for a female.

"Dude, I surfed Souths the other day and this cockdragger was out there trying to burn me. Reminded me of that annoying broad who always drags that custom boogieboard, wears a helmet, and acts like she owns the joint at souths."

by ya know if ya know December 23, 2008

Cocklganger

A cock doppelgänger. Similar to a stunt dick. A cock that looks eerily similar to yours, especially for use in a MFM, where the F would be able to live the fantasy of having two of her SO simultaneously.

He is pretty much my cocklganger, same size, curve and everything.

by The Cockring Buddha June 28, 2016